Jeff Funk

Jeff Funk

@thejefffunk.bsky.social

I help brands write copy & strategy that build trust & sells. 4X Emmy-Winning Storyteller (former CNN TBS writer). Helped generate 750M Views + 3 million downloads in 11 months for AI, ECOM clients

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Love him or hate him, Hulk Hogan was a brand genius. In a world of copycats, he knew the only way to stand out (and get paid) was to be consistent. Whether he was the hero or the heel.

If your copy isn't making people feel, it's not converting. Dead simple. Here’s why empathy and not features is your most underrated sales tool. And how 5 simple steps can help you write words that move people to buy what you're selling.

Your personal brand is your career filter. Every job, client, and connection runs through it. If you don’t shape it, others will, for better or worse. Define what sets you apart and share it often. That’s how opportunities find you.

I thought I would: • write in health wellness • freelance without stress • balance a 9-5 & solo work • eclipse 10K MRR consistently I thought wrong. I’m writing for AI products. My weekends and nights writing are a blur. But I embrace the process. Are you?

Copywriting isn’t just about words. It’s about trust. Once you understand a client’s vision, set clear expectations, and deliver results, that doubt turns into confidence. And confidence turns into long-term partnerships. Why do many overthink this dead simple process?

Your copy not selling? First determine the market sophistication to position your product for max impact: • New Market? Educate • 1st Competition? Highlight superiority • Crowded? Innovate • Overloaded? Reframe • Saturated? Go emotional Know where your audience is. Then speak their language.

And so it begins. My first post. Gotta be honest, it feels incredibly refreshing like dating for the very first time. Or the way my daughter dances. Am I leaving X? “Ummm maybe” says my amped up 7 yr old

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