Liam Nissan™

When I chose this silly name I thought it would make people laugh, I never expected it to confuse a vast subset of slack-jawed MAGA Republicans. I am NOT the actor Liam Neeson. Jesus you people are dumber than fucking landscaping rocks.

“I am a 3x @pulitzercenter.org nominee & a 37-year professional journalist. I have an Emmy for public service journalism. I left my home yesterday because I did not feel safe remaining in it.” @mizalisa.bsky.social CC @nhannahjones.bsky.social @nharnie.bsky.social @govmlg.bsky.social #ZorroRanch

Real question, is BlueSky for communists or is it for disaffected but otherwise normal and reasonable Americans?

🎶Now, I would tell you about Boll weevil, But that bug is just too scary He's sittin' there all alone I try to coax him out, but he would not drop his pies And he would not move a muscle when I tried, To make him see that the sun is shining outside 🎶

😭 I'm devastated

Fuck this website, I threatened nobody. Eat a dick you pussies

This is happening on Twitter right now, as we speak. Join in the fun. The rules are at smokefleet.org

Thanks to @theliamnissan.bsky.social and the whole #smokefléét #nafo #smokefleet crew I’m finally pinning a new tweet to my Twitter profile 😎🔥 x.com/LorraineEvan...

Joint. Maybe joined #smokefleet

#smokefleet #smokefl33t and #NAFO make the perfect alliance. Defend the truth. Defend democracy. Bonk vatniks and MAGAts. This is the way.

Lurch U Wrangler. - mmmm mmm mm rrr #smokefleet

Cry harder you dumb bitch

Hey my muchachos, I was a guest on the latest episode of "Hackers Podcast". I'd be honored if you listened. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...

BlueSky might be a left wing echo chamber but at least all 280,000 of my followers over there have a chance to see my tweets. @X is just Elon's little play thing where he posts cryptofascist frat boy drivel to his army of incels. Too bad the incels are finally turning on Trump.

Hey everybody, @smokefleet.com is fake. He's a Nazi dickbag who stole the domain SmokeFleet.com for his personal profit. Unfollow him and shun his children The site you want is SmokeFleet.org not .com

Smokefleet.org is now up and running. Join us, we have refreshments in the lobby.

If you still have a Twitter account pop over there and help me get this shit trending folks

BALLROOM GRIFT Sing Along, America! lyrics and vocals by the talented @treycallaway.bsky.social

Hundreds of new celebrity parody accounts have been made on Twitter in the last day. Shits changing folks. The tide is turning. Create your #smokefleet account on BlueSky TODAY It's gotta be transportation-themed (cars to space rockets) It's gotta be a celebrity homophone (puns are for pussies)

Find me on Twitter if you want to see some fucked up Epstein files. Some of it might even be new

But you don't do stories, you make fun of maga. There just aren't a lot of maga here. Watch this... The 2nd Amendment is about militias, it doesn't even mention firearms.

BlueSky has to decide if they want to spread truth or if they want to spread feel-good CBS stories about abandoned puppies that got adopted. Either eliminate the silly (coward) moderation lists and let it all work itself out, or I'm outta here

They must eliminate those lists.

Anyways everyone should follow this guy. His heart is in the right place and I've known him for six long internet years (you'll have to search his name and click "people" to find him because of overzealous moderators)

trump raped kids.

Look if BlueSky decides to moderate this account into oblivion just because they can I will abandon 280,000 followers and post on fucking YouTube if I have to. Even Substack is better than this shit

Am I now at war with the BlueSky moderaters? Explain this like I'm 5

Please repost: Bluesky moderation is a buncha pussies #1

I know for a fact that my production assistant is not transphobic, but sometimes his jokes suck. Remove the stupid label immediately

A lot of people are saying that my 44-year nitrous oxide addiction and multiple marriages and divorces to Cheryl have left me no choice but to become a lowly Production Assistant to Mr. Liam NissanTM. But they are only 99% right. I truly hate Illinois Nazis as much as Liam NissanTM does.

Republicans say they are for free speech and then they demand Jimmy Kimmel get fired for telling jokes. Republicans are full of steamy horse shit.