The Local Bard

The Local Bard

@thelocalbard.bsky.social

Toy photography, tabletop gaming, and random nonsense. I like things from dumb jokes and references, to movies and music, to erotic art/porn to model kits. So I dunno, mute me if you don't like seeing tits. :D PFP by @gogoandyrobo.bsky.social

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Unboxed, no instructions, all complete. Postage £4, fees included. Any questions just message Age Of The Primes Red Alert £15 Legacy Hot Shot - £20 Legacy Tarn - £15 Kingdom Airazor - £12 Kingdom Rattrap - £10 Studio Series Brawn - £12 Studio Series TFOne Optimus Prime £15 Cyberverse Slug - £20

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The Real Ghostbusters Movie Mark! A bookmark with a filmstrip-style comic featuring the guys leaving Peter behind. The same style bookmark was given away with the Transformers Marvel comic so I imagine this came on the Ghostbusters comic but I can’t find the corresponding issue

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A new podcast episode now as we celebrate 40 years of The Transformers: The Movie by looking at the comic adaptations — the classic 1986 Marvel story & the 2006 IDW interpretation. Available on Spotify, YouTube & all podcast hosts --> triple-takeover-toyc... Which is your fave?

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#Holoctober Day 27: "Furry" Is she on the furry line? #Toyphotography #Photography #フィギュア #ToySky #ホロライブ #Hololive #白上フブキ #絵フブキ #ShirakamiFubuki #ねんどろフブキ #Nendography #Nendoroid #ねんどろいど #figurecollector #figurecollection #FigureSky #AnimeFigure #AnimeFigures #ActionfigurePhotography #Kemonomimi

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"All things of the night are mine, on this night more than any other. For I am Samhain, I am Halloween!" This week's figure for #VintageToyTuesday is my 1997 "Samhain" from the Extreme #Ghostbusters toy collection. 👻🎃📺 #Halloween #ToyPhotography

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"Seek the beat." Night Beat 7 - Transformers (2007 Movie) (Real Gear Robot, 2007) #transformers #toyphotography #transformerstoys #transformersmovie

Do the comics ever go into what she actually gets when she sucks normal people? Like I know when she sucks other mutants she takes their powers, but does she get anything when she sucks someone without powers?

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So I never thought about it before now, but Rogue from X-Men is basically like a succubus. She's hot and she sucks the life force out of people. Except instead of seducing you to kill you, she just throws hands.

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I’m not doing all of these, but here’s Leader-1, the baby and friend of Megatron With Antlers(and upgrade kit) He’s cool. The original moved alright. You get more cartoon accurate blue but lose the bright canons due GANG MOLDING. “What’s that, stupid?” 1) Not nice! 2) I can explain.

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10/10 No notes Absolutely amazing from start to end Peak Cinema and I want more!!! Also super proud of my friend who is an animator in this film!!! I cannot express how proud I am of his work ❤️❤️ #wildwood

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Hasbro is pissing me off and transformers hunting hasn't felt very reliable/rewarding as of late, so I think it's time I reunite with an old friend in the collection: 52toys, specifically their Beastbox and Beastdrive toylines Current ones I'm eyeing:

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Yeah he’s cuter now with the more visible face and red eyes. Legs can move. Nice. Those originals still look and feel great considering they’ve been around long enough to have seen new Buffy episodes

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OG Buttplug was very much a Lamborghini, which I like. Then he got a Def Jam deal and became Corona Buttplug. Now he is chunky. I bet the robot is kinda better. The car has a secret post to make him plug into his TRUCK FATHER. Good. I’m glad to not have unsightly Minicon warts all over the robots.

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Bring me some offering! I think that's how mimic looks right? Not terrifying but kind of charming ? Nice smile, big eye, tongue that goes on for ages? #ttrpg #dnd #dndminiatures

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Day 299 of a year of toy pics - going somewhere? Maybe you'd like to consider another path unless you're ready to ask Spawn to step aside? #ToyPhotography #toys #Spawn #ImageComics #comicsky

So I never thought about it before now, but Rogue from X-Men is basically like a succubus. She's hot and she sucks the life force out of people. Except instead of seducing you to kill you, she just throws hands.

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Some more The Real Ghostbusters Tombstone Tackle! Can’t believe I forgot to note his German human name cos I love those - Gary Grossmaul (“loudmouth”). Louis seems a much more apt target for a football jock than Peter

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The Real Ghostbusters Haunted Humans Tombstone Tackle! Intimidating enough *before* he transforms into a bizarre crocodile monster with a possessed football for its waggling tongue. It’s probably best not to think how the human arsehole ends up right under the croc nostrils (no wonder he’s snappy)