The Mastiff
The Mastiff
@themastiff.bsky.social
I'm too old for this shit. I'm also too old to take this shit. So bring it. I'm proof you don't have to be a MAGAT to be armed. Alamo party at my place! Warning ⚠️ Curses frequently 🏳️🌈 & 🏳️⚧️ are safe with me!
3.2K followers3.5K following4.9K posts
thehill.com/homenews/617... Did Diaper Don's candidate win? Yes - "It was a perfect election." No - "Rigged!"
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... Hey Bill, still think Trump is just a swell guy who's misunderstood and has so many good qualities? Didn’t think so... His loyalty is a one way street. At least weed still loves you.
www.politico.com/news/2026/10... If Trump does something, anything... the chances are he did it illegally.
thehill.com/policy/inter... Then he needs to be arrested.
www.foxnews.com/travel/ameri... What, like Orlando?
www.newsweek.com/donald-trump... Let's move to dead duck president!
www.cbsnews.com/boston/news/... Surprised he isn't asking for more support, he's a perfect GOP candidate.
www.newsweek.com/supreme-cour... Oh look, SCOTUS decided the Constitution is unconstitutional again. Color me shocked.
Source: The Guardian share.google/6abiSYgeo3Bl... The "trust me, bro" defense. How concerned is Susan?!
thehill.com/homenews/sen... I don’t care how rich he is, if he wants to fight for Russia, the little ketamine kunt can grab a rifle. Honestly, does Ukraine not have an assassination squad?
www.theguardian.com/world/2026/o... Elon is big mad they blew up his bot farms and he lost millions of followers!
www.whitehouse.gov/releases/202... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *breath* HAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fuckin comedy gold!
www.cbsnews.com/news/supreme... Headline tomorrow: In a 6-3 decesion SCOTUS fucks the US citizens again.
edition.cnn.com/2026/10/10/p... None of this will stop until we start stringing them up. They fear nothing, and that has to change.
thehill.com/homenews/adm... Please join the administration. I so want you to do some crime. You'll look good in orange.
www.yahoo.com/news/world/a... Does Ukraine have a good assassination squad?
abcnews.com/Politics/heg... As long as his execution is also televised as well, I'm okay with it.
www.independent.co.uk/news/world/a... Couldn't find a Russian oligarch? 😆
US President Trump Says He Deserves Nobel Peace Prize After Ending Ending ‘Eight Wars’ share.google/tbmvUJFXAeO0... War criminal says what?
abc7ny.com/post/nyc-may... We really need to separate people who are Jewish and people who are Israeli or sympathetic to what they're doing. As far as I'm concerned, Isreal can fuck right off and they shouldn't get another nickel of our money.
Source: YouTube share.google/c7U9YpHXFt3S... Good riddance, you piece of shit.
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finance.yahoo.com/markets/arti... Unlike our FBI itself, which does fraud that's extremely easy to catch.
thehill.com/homenews/sen... Well, you dipshits did it! Now reap it!
www.cnbc.com/2026/10/01/r... Ooo... going to be a three winebox night at the Pirro house!
apnews.com/article/supr... Why let that tattered rag called the Constitution bother you now, right SCOTUS? You foul assed motherfuckers.
www.politico.com/news/2026/09... Such important legislation in these fine times when we have nothing even remotely more important to concern us. We should vote them a pay raise! Oh wait... they'll handle that in a bipartisan manner as well. Fuck all of you, Senate. All... of... you.
www.foxnews.com/outkick-spor... I'm sure he didn't bribe or strongarm someone to fix it for them.
abcnews.com/Politics/ag-... Nah, that's our house, motherfucker. I hope you're close by when we drag all you fascist cunts out of it and you meet your fate.
www.yahoo.com/news/politic... I mean, how could this go wrong?
www.npr.org/2026/09/25/n... Well, I'm shocked.
www.foxnews.com/health/world... Well, if you hire a brain wormed heroin addict to oversee the health of a nation. This is what you get. Now ask yourself why.
thehill.com/homenews/sen... Yeah, good fucking luck. You hitched your wagon to the idiocracy star, now you can live it, Barrassole. The worst part is you're a goddamn doctor and you know better. A senator who doesn't "first do no harm" is called a traitor.
apnews.com/article/russ... No shit? Who saw that coming? This will be the US if you let them take the November election. They are doing everything they can to steal it.
www.foxnews.com/politics/kav... Fuck you, frat boy. We want you strung up long before 2028.
thehill.com/homenews/sen... Who? Oh! The republican wearing a (D) behind his name? That just stands for dickhead. Pay no mind...
apnews.com/article/what... Dear Pennsylvania, If this asshat visits his home state, make sure he doesn't have a moment of peace.
www.nbcnews.com/politics/con... "Congress would work..." No one believes even this much of your bullshit, Grindr Mike.
www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026... I'm wondering right now if real LEO is starting to get fed up with these clowns. Sounds like ICE told local PD to fuck off. One day that kind of thing will escalate. Maybe the first battle of the second civil war will be a small town PD taking down ICEtards.