The Motley Beast

It is not 5 o’clock yet here

You went to the protest. Great. That took courage. Fascism is not stopped by people who show up for one march and skip the next election. Fascism is stopped by people who register, vote, and bring their friends along to. #LetsGetVoteReady #Pinks 🌊

Renaissance Rizzler! Fun timeline cleanse to start the day

Thanks Mark! As always!

Buckingham Palace band playing 9 to 5 for Dolly Parton

GOP slashing funds to the imagination library. Ghouls Over People party doing what they do best

9 days with no power It should be national news! It’s shouldn’t be continuing without federal support

TIMELINE CLEANSE OMG its early morning Monday and yet, Cat bongos are needed STAT! #catsofbluesky #bongocats

Just finished watching Deadstream A solid 4 out of 5 It knockoffs every horror genre and the Gollum mask and frightened man screams was a win. This movie doesn’t take itself, you, anything at all seriously. #deadstream #cheesyhorror #everythingexplodesfromholywaterduh

I miss having cartilage. Supposedly this is an ad for high heel shoes. Everyone needs a pair. This woman has ankles of steel

Saw Avalanche Sharks last night! It’s on the same level as Velocipastor without the ninjas and dinosaur I think it had only 4 pages of dialogue total. Mammoth ski should have paid them for the great advertisement! 4 out of 5 stars because they did Karol dirty.

This day in History the 19th amendment was passed in 1920. Women finally got the right to vote. Let’s not go backwards. #19thammendment #righttovote

June is Indigenous History Month and Pride Month ❤️‍🔥 @Chief Lady Bird Art

Hey Dominos Can I get my pizza without the sexism. #dominos

It’s Monday I give you Viking Kittens

Life is too short to indulge toxic people. Especially now when the world is so stressful. Release them back into the wild so they can teach someone else life is to short to put up with their nonsense

I know some folks who would push over the elderly and small children to go to this

Now that’s a visual

Happy Hump Day! What a time to be trying to keep ourselves together

Me waiting at the doctor's trying not to crinkle the paper

21 years ago today, a legend was born LEEEEROOOOOOY JEEENNKIINSS

I know some people with the same habits

The absolute worst. And now another war with all the pain and trauma that entails.

Thank you!

Thank you Mark!

@atomicdumpling.com SQUEEEEEEEEEEEE OMG! Yeeeessssss Please repost! #firefly #animation

Is that a meat pie!

They couldn’t afford one more van!anything! And then let the families see them stacked like sacks of flour.

Important links that sadly we have to amplify in today’s world

@skywatch.blue @atomicdumpling isn’t anti trans. She is NOT a terf She mislabeled someone and then apologized. Also, most of the reports are from agitator accounts and trolls. Could you look into this please.

Little moment of aww in all the chaos. #timelinecleanse

@atomicdumpling.com

Very beautiful things!

Louisiana Voter Announcement! #louisiana #vote #voterrights #registertovote #neworleans

We’re just getting started and we’re looking for members now! #neworleans #nolasky #mardigras #goldengirls #thankyouforbeingafriend

As always Mark, much thanks!

Caturday! We are reflecting on what shit to fuck up. Brother, because he deserves a smack Squirrel, gotta keep him in line Hedgie, it doesn’t even look like a hedgehog, so it needs Kicky Feet The choices! #caturday #catsofbluesky

TIMELINE CLEANSE!! Ooh it’s a rough week and only Tuesday. So I bring you JOY and a hula hoop #timelinecleanse #hulahoop

Thanks!!😊

The nurses are pissed

This is who we are now.

NEW: Civilians have had apparent seizures. One had his eyes roll back. Another had ribs broken. “I felt like I was going to pass out and die,” said a 16-year-old citizen put in a chokehold. The government won’t say if any agents have been punished.

Thank you Phee!!

Caturday! Ok just found out cat bongos are a thing His safe word is tuna #caturday #catbongos

It’s King Cake Season here. Really it’s Madness. We got some from Ayu Bakehouse And I want to say they were amazing! All three kinds were unique and delicious! Just wow! #kingcake #neworleans #mardigras www.ayubakehouse.com

This is a badass idea from a spectacularly good artist.