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Just so everyone knows, this is the vibe I'm shooting for

King Gizzard and the Lizard Wizard is the Cheesecake Factory of music. Fight me if you have to, but you know I'm right.

I'm going to be honest with you, I only threw in Vindicate to help disguise how much I like red and green. I know what I am.

Listen. I don't think you understand. I love my cats. So damn much.

In memory of Scott Adams, I would like to share some of his words that are very important to me.

I have decided to get all of my terrible decisions for the year out of the way right at the beginning.

I pulled both Squall SeeD Mercenary and Seifer Almasy from the boosters included in the FFVII Scene Box, so I guess I have to build the Mardu Squall now.

I have now watched some of this bear taking a nap and I know some of you will be saying that Wilford The Bear is a deadly apex predator who would definitely maul then eat me, but you're all wrong because I am confident Wilford and I would be friends and bros

Buying a full sized ortholinear keyboard and a 1:1 aspect ratio monitor just so I can feel something

Went to see the Chainsaw Man movie tonight, which was fantastic, btw. Some of Mappa's finest work. But, there was a pre-roll ad that was clearly AI-generated. But it gets worse! It ended by saying something along the lines of "The savings are real even if I'm not!" Shit sucks! Real hard!

My poop got raptured right out of my butt :(

Happy Labor Day! Today we're bringing you The First Union, as told by HBomberguy (@hbomberguy.bsky.social) and illustrated by Skutch (@skutchdraws.bsky.social) It's the dawn of the industrial revolution, and of the way many of us work... Have you ever heard of the term "Luddite" from an elder?

This is just some guy somewhere in Latin America dressing like a hot girl on tik tok and all the comments are like ‘I’m confused’. You can be horny for anyone you want it’s not against the law and that’s why everyone is probably gay as hell who fucking cares try not to be a little bitch about it

I've managed to filter out most of the wretched reality TV posts from my discover feed, and now I get bizarre fetish content. Hell yeah.

I think we should be allowed to throw bricks at anyone who posts dogshit AI Trump chickens.

Easy listening music doesn't put up enough of a challenge. I'm out here on nightmare difficulty.

Balthasarus Fucksberger Germany, Births and Baptisms, 1558-1898

Man, my cats are so photogenic

I keep asking her how she got her head so round, but all she says is "Meow"

after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"

YOU ARE A MEAT SIN REPENT

The Azorius control player with 11 mana open didnt have an answer when someone Dreadbored their Teferi, Time Raveler, so now the whole pod is thinking maybe their hand is all basics and no counterspells.

Why is he looking out the wrong window? Is he stupid?

Hey! It turns out that cats are pretty rad to have around your house.

Got kicked out of my tour of Pompeii for asking "Where's the jerk off guy?"

I'm a simple man with simple desires. A warm bed, enough food to not go hungry, and a pretty lady who will crush my skull with her thighs.

forgot that earlier in my art journey I drew Saturn Devouring Her Son Lisa Frank Version