Nate

Magneto tries to bring my house down but I built it Japanese style. I don’t have long to laugh before my wallet chain is choking me.

I love how the garbage can clings to the bag when you try to pull it out. I love romance.

All the worms at the park start slithering towards me at the same time. I shake my head. They stop. I'm on a first date, and she's not ready to know about that part of my life yet.

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I’ve been spilling on myself for long enough to consider it an immutable characteristic.

ill be fucking their little tri-corn hat wearing asses up. founding fathers never saw brazilian jui jitsu. Never saw muy thai. im putting ben franklin in a kimura.

The evil version of myself that I trapped in the mirror is always saying stuff like "let me out, I'm not the evil one, you're literally holding a skull right now". Be quiet or I'll throw my skull at you

I was worried cool people were going extinct but I just saw a teen wearing a crown and riding a skateboard so it looks like we’re still ok.

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I got them to include in the contract that I’m allowed to be silly. I can pretend to be a mummy and stuff as long as I hit my numbers.

My gf (658 mermaid) has been talking to her ex (473 Greenland shark) and he is threatening to bite and chew my legs (28-inch inseam)

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Calling Spider-Man “spidey” too early in the relationship. He slaps me and webs me.

Made a new scraptraption. It’s a contraption made of scraps.

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Don’t say “eat my dust” unless you got the foot torque to kick some dust into my mouth during your getaway. My spit better be grey for at least three spits.

My wife, sensing I'm about to pull out my harmonica, gently places her hand on my thigh to let me know it's an inappropriate time. We are an incredible team.

Crown soaked in blood but still worth it (unlimited wine)

Calling women "bro" (so they don't fall in love)

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I learned how to sharpen my hand plane and it’s going to be very difficult for anyone to neutralize my ego moving forward.

Dropped a screw under my workbench and I reached down to grab it but pulled up a different screw. Droppelgänger.

A wispy puff blooms from the top of the vessel as he opens it. It is Tums dust.

My sister knew how to do something on the thermostat that I didn’t know so I’ve started calling her “The Hacker” and “Microchip”

Aquarium employee: please don’t touch the fish. Guy who is really good at astral projection: understood… what time do you close?

Poking stick is such an important tool. Probably one of the first ones we ever made.

My calculator history leaking would be 1000x more humiliating than my browser history.

The Stanley corporation would kill me if they knew about the alloy I’ve been developing. I’m about to make their shit look like a lidless Dixie.

Made the hedge maze extra hard this year. Hope the lord of the manor dies in there.

I have been awarded a trophy for slo-pitch baseball, a sport I love and adore.

Built this bulkhead with nothing but scraps and a dream in my heart

I let my grass keep the dew this morning, but I might suckle on the blades tomorrow. My house, my rules.

Big Mike just gave the boys a 360. Judging by all the hooting and hollering, I think corduroys might be back.

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Walked down the stairs in perfect beat to the music in my headphones. I'm sure it looked completely normal to anyone watching, but it was a really special moment for me.

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I wish Aretha had recorded a whole series of songs in the style of Respect. There are a lot of words I have trouble spelling that I would remember if she taught me.

“Tell me the truth,” said the miller, “are you sleeping with my wife?” I try to look as offended as possible as I finish chewing my mouthful of unusually high-quality bread. He will expect an answer once I swallow.

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Spent so long drawing this boat that it deserves its own post. This is NOT an official podcast post, this is a boat post. The podcast is out now but this post is about the boat.

I was feeling kinda down but then I remembered how shallow I can dive. I’m basically a skipping stone, bro. I’m really special.

It was overwhelming, like noon at the cuckoo clock store.

Impossible to have a midlife crisis when you’d thought you’d be dead by now. Every hotdog is a bonus dog at this point.

*Noticing you’re nervous while talking to me* Don’t worry, I already thought you were weird before we started speaking.

Inventing a new word for several masterpieces is just one of my many linguistic masterpi.

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I like when hoofed animals get on the road. The clacks please me.

Framed picture of spanakopita on my desk so I remember what I’m doing this for.

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