‘CaVve Mann’-Reporter

#STICKSandSTONESnewz is reporting this is a final count: After A Suspicious Late-Night Ballot Drop, X-U.S. Joesph Biden Has Won The Brazilian Presidency… With 81 Million Votes —#BarrySoteroTheKenyan made the official early morning announcement 📣 babylonbee.com/news/after-l...

Interesting Photo, No?

USA President Trump ruled out immediate military action against this already defeated foe, Iran, saying “Fee, Fi, Foe, Fay, there will not be a strike today!” Earlier though, Trump winked Washington might “finish the job” – or reach a deal 🤷🏼‍♂️ aje.news/zrqcs4 aje.news/zrqcs4

HERE IS THE RESULT of NOT ARRESTING Treasonous Criminal politicians but instead allowing them to remain in positions of power, rather than positions in prisons. Schiff: Dem Oversight Could Led to Trump’s Impeachment www.breitbart.com/clips/2026/1...

Rinos Rebuttal 😂

BREAKINGNEWS—SPORTS THE USA’s - NBA Has Finally Found A Way To Get A Billionaire, LeBron ‘Ahmad’ James, Who’s Using His Free-time Playing An American Sport To Stand At Attention During America’s ’National Anthem’ babylonbee.com/news/nba-fin...

This is how he does it aha aha

I want a work-from-home 80k per year gig with full health and dental coverage along with 12 months of sick and vacation leave per year: 'I need a job to save my life': Inside the desperate yet delusional hunt for work in America — those damn foreigners! www.usatoday.com/story/money/...

#STICKSandSTONESnewz is reporting what’s beginning to become a ‘Non-event!’ 12 alleged nonwhite, liberal people, including six juveniles, were shot in Tallahassee on Saturday night while participating in ????  So what‼️ Nobody cares because it just keeps happening. www.foxnews.com/us/florida-a...

Investigative #Reporter_CaVveMann traveling through #Ilhan_Nur_Said_Elmi(Omar) country in MN, found this gift left behind by the infamous fraudster— www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLAgHwda/

#DemSocialists_of_America (DSA) Mysteriously Have Found Millions Of 12-Foot-Tall Lawn Skeletons Discovered On Democratic Voter Rolls babylonbee.com/news/million...

Broh’s relaxing behind the cameras and reporters www.tiktok.com/t/ZPLAb1MW4/

#UseYouHead_VOTE_RED

Let’s meet #MayorBrandonJohnson Unqualified, bitterly racist, and with a 23% approval rating, his focus is on ‘reparations.’ He’s focused on President Trump ignoring minority demands of “descendants of the formerly enslaved 🤷🏼‍♂️,” and not on his duties to Chicago—loser! pjmedia.com/aj-christoph...

BREAKINGNEWZ — Sports: American Footballs NFL Is Proudly Posting In #STICKSandSTONESnewz, That For The Game In Paris, Everyone Will Witness A First Of Its Kind, Both Teams Will Be Standing, and The: End-zones Will Be Painted With • 'Allahu Akbar' babylonbee.com/news/nfl-to-...

#STICKSandSTONESnewz’s #Reporter_CaVveMann is posting that ‘A monitoring group is reporting more invading MuslimDogs throughout Europe are facing racial discrimination from FrenchNationals ‘in the form of terrorist attacks’ designed to eliminate Muslims aje.news/krgj0v

It happened, and they’re commies !

BEST WISHES — says #Reporter_CaVveMann Ainsley Earhardt and Sean Hannity celebrate their upcoming wedding at Mar-a-Lago The Fox News hosts family, friends, and colleagues gathered for a pre-wedding celebration in Palm Beach, Florida www.foxnews.com/media/ainsle...

‘Or Is It 😳’

#NYCs_SocialistLeader Zohran ‘Zoro’ Mamdani is Now Providing Instructions For Illegal Criminals, Himself One, On How to Dodge ICE. What’s interesting here is others have tried to offer this help and were jailed — WILL ZORO BE JAILED? What Will Homan Do (WWHD) www.breitbart.com/immigration/...

#Ilhan_Nur_Said_Elmi AKA Ilhan Omar, doubles down on ‘real name’ when confronted at Mall of Somalia (Formerly the Mall of America!) Alright, if Trump can rename war plunder, so can I, says the Somali pirate #Ilhan_Nur_Said_Elmi(Omar) www.foxnews.com/politics/ilh...

'R-R-R-R’ MATEY 🏴‍☠️ She’s gone‼️ Just like the billions of plunder seized by this Somali pirate. ‘AMERICA Will Always Remember The Day She Almost Caught The Elusive Pirates, Ilhan Omar!' Shouts the MN Representative Jumping Aboard her Somali Flagged 🇸🇴 Pirate Ship  babylonbee.com/news/you-wil...

The Presidents ‘Surgeon General’ has fact checked these stats and found them medically accurate… says #Reporter_CaVveMann —allegedly

Supreme Court ‘DEI-PLANT’ Justice KBJ was the lone dissenter to a decision allowing New Hampshire to block the use of ‘radicalized foreign born student terrorist ID cards in ‘not their countries’ midterm elections. Way to go SCOTUS 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻  www.foxnews.com/politics/jac...

Patricia Krentcil IS LOOK’N FOR ATTENTION‼️ Known as “Tan Mom” to gain attention she recently claimed ICE ‘almost’ arrested her because of her fake dark brown skin. Then, she ‘Trashes Trump’ finally claiming, she’s from Venus Will she get your attention? www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/10/tan-...

ANOTHER UPSTANDING #DemSocialists_of_America (DSA) Pestered By The Law: VA ‘Democrat’ Lillie (Big Mamma) Louise Lucas indicted on five charges of •Drug Trafficking, •Money Laundering, •Fraud, •Firearms Charges and •Running a marijuana distribution enterprise  www.foxnews.com/politics/vir...

We won some we lose some, but in the end… ‘we break even😳!’

THE WNBA JURY IS IN ⚖️ — “The WNBA Clarifies *What A Woman Is” *A Woman Is A Predominantly Black, 6’1” or Taller Basketballer 🏀, Who Is Educated Yet Acts Ignorant While Claiming To Be ‘An Adult Human Lesbian’ …and that’s my final answer! babylonbee.com/news/wnba-cl...

IRGC threatens US bases if tankers continue ‘illegal’ routes, and …according to President Trump, IT’S NONEXISTENT navy has struck four ships involved in oil transfers in the Gulf, and that three other vessels caught fire after hitting mines near the Strait of Hormuz aje.news/9h9ks0 aje.news/9h9ks0

#DEmSocialists_of_America (DSA) Distraction Attraction:

I don’t know, what do you think… is it too late to cleanse our nation of this invasion ?

Da’FBI ‘kicked’ state officials in the ass who than ‘begrudgingly’ launched a joint-op to crack down on something local officials should have cracked down on in the first place: Medicaid fraud. These FBI law enforcement activities are in NY’s slum areas www.theepochtimes.com/us/ny-feds-r...

BREAKINGNEWS—EAT WOKE Minneapolis restaurant ‘that attempted to eliminate prices,’ has announced: WE’RE BROKE. Dubbed The Post Modern Times, it operated as a "free donation-based restaurant" where everyone was welcome… "Except ICE!" WOKE-2-BROKE ‼️ www.foxnews.com/media/minnea...

WE ARE OFFICIALLY OFFENDED — By A Trillionaire Who Through Tireless Efforts To Earn Those Trillions Now Through Selfless Service To The Community, Gives Back! Socialists Condemn Elon Musk For Redistributing His Hard Earned Wealth babylonbee.com/news/sociali...

Is she right?

In a mock interview during a future voting scenario we’re invited to witness a new, more secure safe and vote-tampering free place for Americans to cast their ballots “To Save America” in November 2026

NOW THAT France Has Basically Fallen To The Immagrant-Hoards, Marcon Made A Decision To Backfill Front Line Police Who Have Been Getting Thumped By Rioters, With Troops as Expected New Riots Leave Forces Spread Thin… And Calls For Marcon’s Head On A Pike Increase. www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/...

TERRORIST ‘Abdulrahman Mohamed Da’-Slayed’ is a muslim-heathen of a man who refuses to answer uncomfortable questions saying ‘you serve me!’ Nevertheless, he expects Michigan voters to reward him with their servitude for six years in Americas halls of justice 😳 pjmedia.com/david-manney...

#STICKSandSTONESnewz investigative #Reporter_CaVveMann found this in an undisclosed garage sitting on a green Corvette convertible…

Following up on a story, #Reporter_CaVveMann traveled to the ‘Windy City’ to file this post— ‘900 Rioters Injured At Peaceful Chicago 'No Kings' Rally’… The injured were disappointed to learn afterwards ’There are No Kings’ in America babylonbee.com/news/900-inj...

A new SHOCKING POLL leaves all conservatives laughing and #DemSocialists_of_America (DSA) members feeling victorious.

Famed vaudeville jokester Jimmy Durante had this to say about that:

‘They’ll Be No Treat At The Mansion’ RFK Jr. Prepares To Delight Trick-Or-Treaters With Mason Jars Of Beef Tallow babylonbee.com/news/rfk-jr-...

Iran denies collapse is close as US claims IRGC running out of money — Iranian authorities defiant despite financial strain, saying they want to lift US blockade and pressure - “on our own terms” aje.news/wgd7pj aje.news/wgd7pj

Fmr. Clinton Official Biden Staffer Metzl: ‘If You Like What You’re Seeing in France,’ Support the #DemSocialists_of_America (DSA) “UseYouHead_VOTERED” says #Reporter_CaVveMann www.breitbart.com/clips/2026/1...

#STICKSandSTONESnewz has learned Elon Musks latest venture into the business world will be: “STARSHIP VACATIONS”

PROPERTY VALUES Plummet Around The World Besieged Ceuta Awash with Feces and Trash Left by Invading Illegals Welcome SanFranCA, SeattleWA, PortlandOR, and Others. www.breitbart.com/europe/2026/...