TheOneTrueJim

Former presidents are just roasting the hell out of the White House redo today and it’s going to drive Trump absolutely insane

When one receives a text from an unknown area code that asks "Why were you wandering around my yard and crushing all my bok choy?". The obvious answer is "Please tell me I was wearing clothes this time". Obvious to me, at least.

Dude thought he had a flawless gotcha and he ran into a rhetorical woodchipper

Thoughts on a well-regulated militia www.youtube.com/shorts/I0Tqt...

I hope Zohran Mamdani thanked Benjamin Netanyahu for his UN speech, which only made Mamdani more likable. Even a gift basket would be nice.

Turns out if you answer spam calls with "FBI Fraud Department how may I direct your call?" the computer has nothing to say and will hang up.

Had to drive 90 miles to a job site today. You bet I borrowed my mom's gas burner $4/gal beats $6.50+.

Billionaires don't use the money they save on taxes to create jobs. That's another myth. They use it to buy back stock, get bigger corporate jets, and build grander yachts.

You know who thought of this before, Fox News? Congress! In 1965. When they made offering and taking money for voting ILLEGAL. 52 U.S.C. §10307(c).

Please, please. It's too much winning. We can't take it anymore, Mr. President, it's too much.

Rolling Stone article today says that CD sales are booming and that 60 percent of Gen Z fans say they listen mostly to music from the Nineties or earlier (so, basically, before they were born). Understandable To be fair though, I listen to a lot of streaming UK indy/alt music from the 2000-2026 era.

I'm not saying my sister might have anger issues but laptops aren't supposed to curve.

Did anybody have "Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts" on their 2026 bingo card?

Today's damage was very minimal so I know they are setting me up for next time.

The only thing protecting us from the malevolence of the Trump regime is the incompetence of the Trump regime.

The city of Los Angeles should appoint a council member each month to be in charge of making sure Donald Trump’s star is brutally defaced.

Renaming the biggest transportation hub was an "administration priority," - Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy Because they want to get it done before the midterms. Now I'm curious if it's a priority over bringing down inflation/gas prices and ending the war in Iran. www.yahoo.com/news/politic...

Interesting day yesterday. Lindsey Graham is dead and Mitch McConnell ... isn't?

Well. It seems that Amazon has just wiped out most of my browsing history which was where I reminded myself of stuff I wanted to buy. Guess I won't be buying it now.

It takes a special kinda stupid to think folks who are vehemently against climate change control the weather. Talk about Trump Derangement Syndrome!

2026's buzz bomb. www.youtube.com/shorts/UwKdB...

We identified 17 of the 27 'grievances' in the Declaration of Independence with a contemporary analog. We then annotated those 17 grievances with quotes from federal judges across 52 court cases involving the Trump administration. The judges in their words (many referencing the Declaration itself)

Glory to Ukraine

"So ... so I said ... why not sign your treaty here, at Versailles?"

There’s a tweet for everything

Reporter: Are you concerned, Mr. President, about the latest inflation number which came out this morning? Trump: No, I love it. I love the inflation.

Got my Powerball ticket. Just shifted the odds in my favor from non-existent to infinitesimal.

Webserver 2.0 is back up and running. Lost its HDD for a bit. I suppose it's time to start thinking about retiring this 2002 Dell Inspiron WinXP system.

Bet it won't be long before these show up

Dave and Dan give no fucks and accept no anti-vax bullshit. www.youtube.com/watch?v=hV3q...

Donald, clearly, had the gift of prophecy in 2015, being able to see his own deal with Iran eleven years in the future.

Yeah, this would be me if I had the talent. www.youtube.com/shorts/AMAGc...

Huh. Looks like the Bluesky problem was a system wide one and not specific to my O/S

Looks like Bluesky no longer supports browsers on Windows 7 so my posts will be fewer (or non-existent) now. Of course I can always fire up a virtual machine and log into a Win10 account ... or just not be bothered. Back to FB. sigh

When it's mid-April and there's a light, yellow sheen on everything and you realize that you forgot to pack up the Christmas tree stand that was left out to drain overnight.

Is he resurrecting Jeffrey Epstein?

Me: Cool, a 500 piece Springbok jigsaw puzzle with their usual funky shapes. Shouldn't be too much of a challenge. Me a week later: Who the heck makes corners like this??

I went into this with reservations. After all, it wasn't a Discworld. Sir Terry did not let me down. This is probably the best book I will read this year.

But on the upside, I got my 10¢/gal Kroger discount. That's diesel in Georgia not California. #ThankYouPresidentTrump #SoMuchWinning

The oddest things hit my YouTube feed. This one isn't about cats. www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1k9...

Iran hits back on social media.