Paul Ruby

Millions of elderly whites being so detached from, in most cases, their own lived experience parenting 20-30 yrs ago to think this is true or even possible is a major bug in our system; if you’re the child of those parents w school-aged kids today & believe this, I have no idea what to even say

The financier?

I have no issue with the NYC tax on 2nd residences, but (a) I don’t think this is really true, to the extent it can be considered, and (b) if you cannot see that these two concepts couldn’t be more disconnected, you need to put down your phone, go outside and get some fresh air.

Enhance… enhance… enhance… enhance… enhance…

Impressive, no doubt. But riddle me this: how many times did Salvy foul himself on an escalator at the bellagio after crab legs at Kokomo’s? Bc unless it’s 2 gtfo with this “record-setting” junk

Never been a Zlatan fan, though obviously I’d always acknowledge he’s an entertaining character to many. But his palpable contempt for Alexi Lalas is making me come around on him. How much Zlatan visibly hates the guy is the best part of the World Cup so far (other than the names on Haiti’s roster)

Switzerland is considering establishing a population cap and then using that to set immigrations quotas. At least arguably, this makes sense for them. If this concept makes its way to immigration restrictionists here, just remember that Switzerland has 590 inhabitants per sq mile and we have 97.

Two glove wanker

Ted Turner passing is sad, but he had a good run. Unlike most people of immense wealth, he thought about more than himself and was committed to environmental causes for decades. He wasn’t a saint, but now is not the time for that. We all would be better off if more billionaires were like him.

Makes you wonder why Frasier ever left

Unbelievably embarrassing for Raleigh, a 30 year old man, to be this unable to distinguish his actual job from a novelty sideshow. An uneducated clown devoid of character or even basic manners. At least ownership got their money’s worth for the life of his contract last year. What a jerk off

Yesterday, February 28th, the US attacked Iran. Bret Stephens wrote his NYT column praising the attack bc “at least Hezbollah’s stayed out of it so far.” A few hours in at that point. Today, his column was published and Hezbollah is launching attacks. 1 day later!! What a clown Stephens is.

This sounds like an idea Jack Donaghy had when he was trying to tank kabletown

Abraham has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever

Someone needs to cut all the Austin Powers movies together in chronological order like they did with the godfathers, it would be extremely shagadelic

“You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature

This is like when scientists find an animal in the wild they thought was extinct for years but isn’t, except for my related fears of heights and cable car accidents

Still doing the deed at 74? Good for her. Get her a house with three similarly saucy birds of a feather around her age and I guarantee you hilarity will ensue