ThePorkWizard

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

No one riots quite like the French.

KNIGHTMARE IS BACK! An official point-and click adventure game based on the classic TV series - with actors from the original show. Coming 2027. www.knightmaregame.co.uk And just remember - it's only a game...isn't it? #indiedev #adventuregame

Me rn: youtube.com/shorts/6VSs_...

No, not clicking that. I don't have time to go to church afterwards.

Yo Lidl product development and marketing department, REALLY? NOT ONE OF YOU? NOBODY SAID ANYTHING AT ANY POINT? Ok then.

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

Fuck off BBC. Keeping Strictly "non-political", and yet having at least 4 MP's as contestants?

Worst mistake I've ever made was making a flippant sarcastic comment about the US Navy in a Youtube comment section. Completely forgot Americans can't process sarcasm, the Military even less so. My inbox STILL fills regularly. Those guys wouldn't recognise a joke if it had 120 school girls in.

@lindsayellis.bsky.social sorry if this is the billionth time somebody has tagged you, but they are about to film Phantom with a 40 year collaborative cast: www.westendtheatre.com/370977/news/...

Let's be honest, the official Sonic The Hedgehog discord isn't a forum, it's a watch list.

Tux and Fanny currently on sale on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/2094730/...

It should be illegal to announce a Clutch album this early.

Pic 1: "Awww yeah! Gonna play some Alien Breed! This is gonna be awesome!" Pic 2 literally evicerated 10 mins later: "Oh........yeah........" Lol. Thanks for the ptsd flashbacks @team17.bsky.social @commodoreofficial.bsky.social

Standing infront of a the UN and bragging about commiting multiple war crimes is insane, literal comic book shit.

The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.

Guess who just woke up.... youtu.be/RKTCSHtp9Rs?...

Me finding out everyone hates Ed Sheeran now.

Oh Lord, do we have to start the week with Trump saying "Up the RA"

Evergreen tweet

Considering sending these to my Canadian nephew for cultural heritage day at school.

Just a reminder that if Reform UK voters are comfortable beating and sucker punching protetsters and journalists infront of thousands of eyewitnesses and national news cameras, then those domestic violence allegations make a lot more sense.

As a wired headphones user my entire life, now I'm forced to used a blutooth set, I have to admit, I like it when the Chinese lady says "Battery fully charged" and I'm like "Aww yeah, lie to me baby".

I'm not saying I am the reason that The Runner is an unwatchable piece of dogshit. But I am saying that I screamed "You Cunt!" at her from the top deck of a bus in Canary Wharf whilst they were filming that unwatchable dogshit.

Genesis Day 6: God: "Check it out guys I got a good one! We make a dog, with incandescent rage and an unquenchable thirst for violence" Angels: "We already made plenty of those..." God: "Wait, wait......but it's the size of a grapefruit...." Angels: "That's hilarious, we're on it boss"

Personally I think if Tom Cruise wants to make a Days Of Thunder sequel, it should release alongside another dogshit Amiga licensed game.

Tim Curry absolutley gave child me nightmares. Thank you Tim.

Chihuahuas: "Yes I see your point, but hear me out; What if it was OUR personal space?"

According to social media, it would seem I am the only person that doesn't have a photo with Dolly Parton.

Please nobody tell him, because he'll tweet about what a "nasty woman she was" just for engagement.

This is the greatest Muppets musical sketch by a country mile.

The Prosecutors in the Luigi Mangione case said they want justice for Brian Thompson, I'm pretty sure he already got that.

Just a reminder Clacton, one of your candidates isn't in the Epstein Files.

Thought experiment: Imagine applying for the same job 7 times (one of those times the interviewers prefered a dolphin) On the 8th time the interviewers are looking for a racist so you try that Then you never turn up to work Then you quit Then you re-apply To avoid talking about back handers

How petty am I? I found my sixth form tutor's report that says "Design & Technology was not a good choice for Jonathan or his teachers" Inside the bedroom I built, inside the wardrobe I built, next to the guitar rack I built, that holds guitars I built, I hung it in a matching frame. #FuckYou

THIS SHIT IS BAGGANÄS

My kids just make bald jokes 😠 www.instagram.com/reel/Da-FmXp...

Allow me to do the most 80's thing ever in honour Argentina youtu.be/igCrZ23QJ0Q?...

Doesn't matter how you groom this thing, it always looks like you've hammered the randomize button one too many times in the Sims character creator.

I don't know why there are a million Hatsune Miku England Football squad memes, and I dont want to.

Even if it's "Because we hate Argentina more", it's very weird to be English in some kind of international competition and NOT have the entire planet rooting against you.

RIP Sam Niel. Watch Event Horizon.

Me explaining to the dumbass cat that I'm throwing her out the bathroom for her own good:

youtu.be/LeWQ6RFI5Lc?... These guitars are gorgeous. I'll never see one. Life just isn't fair.