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A Valkyries fan’s sign: “Move the Hawks game. Women = Prime Time”

My god Brewers.

Totes adorbs.

This absolute donut has fat asses one couch cushion to the point he can use the other as a pillow. #Caturday

Proof of what we already knew: cops will never pass up a chance to kill a Black person.

Whoa.

I’m sure the military did have plans, but President Rapey and Secretary Screamy Kegsbreath rejected them in favor of whatever this is because they “know more than the generals.”

Wake me when one of these “Christian” asshats refuses to play with somebody assaulted a woman.

UMass needs 4 wins in their final 5 games to qualify for a bowl. We should all be rooting for that because once the 24 team gets here, there won’t be a bowl for them to go to.

That’s how you get a cat. Everyone knows this.

Ramaswamy has had not one but TWO ads featuring registered sex offenders. Then this ad. These are not accidents. It’s an implicit admission he is actively courting sex offenders and their apologists as a voting demographic.

Just a periodic, friendly reminder that we could actually avoid all this by not caring who’s attracted to, who’s having sex with who, who’s marrying who, let alone believing any of it should matter in public policy. We could just all mind our own business and all have rights. ✨

The Lindsey Graham story: 1) isn’t surprising in the least 2) feels slimy 3) answers why he suddenly turned so pro Trump What else were his secrets leveraged for?

The sheer ridiculousness of this thread is exceeded only by that of vivek’s actual words. But he wasn’t trying to be funny.

I’ve spent a weekend in Manhattan with fewer steps than this.

There’s so much wrong in the USA today, but I don’t know how much worse it can get than it’s OK to shoot and kill a 1 year old over stolen diapers. Unfortunately, the people who are OK with that will make it much worse, whether I can imagine it or not.

I feel like last night’s home run stimulated a bunch of “I’m not racist but” hot takes. Just seems only middle age+ white dudes are complaining.

People shouldn’t just be fired for this, they should be indicted. But for the NFL, business as usual.

Sports rarely rewards our fandom. Dynasties, inflated expenses, and the like, give us boring, repeated matchups. Then there’s the 2026 World Series. Holy hell it was built for me.

Good job by Cleveland to keep it to only 3-0. Tampa is firing on all cylinders tonight.

Look, I’m an old white guy. And even I’m sick of old white guys with outsized opinion platforms telling candidates to be nicer to nazis and right wing performance artists.

First case of Ebola was in Dallas. National news was in town and said, “Dallas is a city on edge tonight.” Several of us sitting at the bar of our local Italian joint looked around at a full restaurant, piano player by the front door. “We are?” I asked, taking a sip of my martini.

As much as I’d like this, I doubt the Rangers will be willing to spend what it would take. But he’s EXACTLY the player CY and Skip say they want.

This is why people have had with the Dem establishment. On what planet do you look at Mamdani and say Ted Cruz and Ken Paxon are preferable. Only if actually doing things to help people is your red line (spoiler: it is).

I have 50% more followers in 2 years on BS than I had in over a decade on the nazi site.

Over on the bad place, every Republican is saying he REFUSED to disavow them. Except he does so in the first 5 seconds. That's why Elmo shut down Skyline in Ukraine. Because bombing Russian data centers dilutes Republican messaging.

Maybe Arch needs another year, but it shouldn’t be on the Forty Acres. He’s gonna get Sark fired.

There is simply no excuse for this offense to be bad. And yet it is.

Go to your camera roll and search "boat" and then post a picture of a boat you like. Puerto Vallarta, 2018.

Texas last two possessions: 8 plays, 21 yards. Against the 131st ranked defense in college football.

Cardiac arrest, in a bar high in the Peruvian Andes, an empty tumbler of 25yo scotch in front of me, a burned down joint in the ashtray, and an as yet unpaid hooker screaming at my collapse. See y’all on the other side.

Accepting we’re all going to die, what’s your dream death?

Sometimes you win. Sometimes you lose. Sometimes it rains.

“Rain delay? Why don’t they have a d…”

Fans don't want a 24 team playoff. But the sports overlords do, they aren't afraid of losing their customers, so we get a playoff. Once we do, we're going to lose a Wednesday afternoon Central Michigan-UNLV Famous Idaho Potato Bowl. By 2030 we're not even going to recognize this sport.

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Gore could be frustrating, but he also stood up and volunteered on short rest a couple of times. If he can learn to minimize damage, he'll be a solid rotation piece for years to come.

Three teams left. Two have never won a World Series and the other hasn’t won since Truman was in office. These playoffs were created for me.

MILWAUKEE BREWERS!

Brewers. That’s the post. Brewers.

HOLY SHIT!!

Trump Administration official lies. Big, if true.

Sometimes you just don’t have it.

Blake Snell always looks like he just got off a 2 day Vegas bender.

@marxgbaker.bsky.social you were right about El-Sayed. He may not win, but he is very good candidate. He generates way more energy than another milquetoast, establishment Dem.