Ben Oren

(Its so bizarre that shooters decorate their ammo before they go off to murder people. Like, does Blick have to start a watch list?)

I hope Stearns kept his receipt for Helsley. 🤦 #LGM #LFGM #mets

I wonder if Fred Asparagus danced with Ginger Rutabaga? #mets #LFGM #LGM

Please please please tell me there’s an ophthalmologist in Miami who calls himself the “Eye Papí.”

If I needed another reason, there’s not a chance in hell I’m going near Dodger Stadium this season. Scary.

The NYT can start by removing all the antisemitic comments their moderator approved for this op-ed. www.nytimes.com/2025/06/14/o...

Me to Pete: #mets #LFGM #LGM

What is Marte's haircut called? Is it a mullet because it's short on the sides and long in the back? Is it some sort of occipital fro? An occiptafro? WE NEED ANSWERS? #mets #LFGM #LGM

Don't worry guys... The 700 Marines that just arrived in LA are backed up waiting for Ubers at LAX for the next 14 hours.

AUSL has the talent on the field to make it work… but the production is absolutely awful. Boring booth. Bizarre camera choices. Nothing looks fun in the stadium.

Keith Hernandez taking a moment to compliment Zach Agnos’ mustache is a classy move from a mustachio icon. #Mets #LFGM #LGM

Peter Alonso is a beast who rips dingerz. 🍎 #mets #LFGM #LGM

These Dodgers fans react to every fly ball like its a grand slam. #mets #LFGM #LGM

The Forest Lawn ad behind Pete foreshadowed him KILLING that pitch. #mets #LFGM #LGM

SOTO IS A STYLE BOY FOR LIFE! 🍎 #mets #LFGM #LGM

Pete had enough of that shit. 🍎 #mets #LFGM #LGM

THEY GOT GELBS’ NEW SHIRT! #mets #LGM #LFGM

It's safe to say that Nathan Fielder is the new Tom Cruise.

Jeff McNeil sees an average of negative two pitches per at-bat. #mets #LFGM #LGM

If you were just listening to these announcers on Fox, you’d think the Dodgers were winning. #mets #LGM #LFGM

The high from the 9th inning comeback to the low of the 13th inning loss is partly what baseball is all about. And I’ll be back for more tomorrow. #Mets #LFGM #LGM

FAT BILL BURR CALLS HIM OUT AT THE PLATE!!! #mets #LFGM #LGM

Maybe Joe's prostate cancer will shut up all the assholes. deadline.com/2025/05/joe-...

The Celtics Bolt Bus back to Boston is gonna be awfully quiet.

If this abomination of a show actually gets made, the people who work on it better hope it runs forever, because you're not getting hired for anything else ever again. www.thedailybeast.com/producer-swe...

The new Green Lantern movie looks 🔥🔥🔥!!! deadline.com/2025/05/nico...

Ron Darling on MLB network is the only one there to have the guts to bring up Pete Rose and the underage girl. He was def told NOT to and had to talk around it. #Mets #LGM #LFGM

Noted accused statutory rapist and degenerate gambler can finally be honored by baseball!!!!

My favorite move in 8 yo coach pitch Little League is the coach bouncing a pitch in and then spending 3 minutes giving batting advice to the kid.

Who do we need to talk to about MLB naming the Nats’s DEFINITELY NOT a triple play as the 42nd best moment in April? #mets #LFGM #LGM

The words “Pope Leo” just make me think of Jerry Seinfeld saying…

Us watching "G20" on Amazon Prime

Large Marge was born in 1937. She died in 1974 at 37. Pee Wee meets her in 1984. Large Marge’s 48-year-old ghost did NOT age well.

So Keith thinks Nimmo got his 9 RBIs because of the onset of diarrhea? #Mets #LFGM #LGM

Cracked the password to the Sky Zone Alhambra wifi in two tries. #HackerLife

Didn’t expect to learn about Daniel Murphy’s vasectomy, but there we go… #Mets #LFGM #LGM

This ump needs to get struck by lightening. #mets #LFGM #LGM

I can watch Jesse Winker rxns all day long. #mets #LFGM #LGM

HAS AN UMPIRE EVER BLOWN A TRIPLE PLAY CALL THAT BADLY?!? #Mets #LFGM #LGM

Say Cheese and Mandarette both closing shop the same week is sad.

These guys are tough. Gotta love this squad. #LFGM #LGM #mets

JD Vance touches the College Football Playoff national championship trophy... and it breaks. JD Vance meets with the Pope... and the Pope dies. JD Vance goes to India... and 24 tourists are shot by terrorists in Kashmir. Just sayin'...

Cant believe the refs let Mick stand directly under the net when Scott took his free throws on his technical. Coach Finstock should’ve gone ballistic. #TeenWolf

Watching “Teen Wolf” with the kids and there’s an extra in the championship game wearing a “Police Academy” shirt. I’m happy Steve Guttenberg exists in this universe.

Its never too early to discuss Pete Alonso as your potential NL triple crown winner. #mets #LFGM #LGM

Give me a 1000 guesses, and I wouldn't be able to guess what word comes next in this headline. deadline.com/2025/04/weez...

Can someone leave an e-scooter in front of CitiField? After this game, Baty needs a way to get back to Syracuse. #Mets #LFGM #LGM

Another reason Trump might hate Ukraine is because he probably thinks it's a woke university.