Jon 🎮

Jon 🎮

@therealjmb.bsky.social

29 / Gaming Enjoyer / Married 💍 https://linktr.ee/therealjmb1170

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Jon 🎮
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Ya’ll so close to getting me to finally shut up about Phantom Blade 0…because I’ll be too busy playing 😂. Just over 24 hours from launch. Its preloaded and I will be streaming it on the hardest difficulty as soon as it goes live tomorrow night at 10:00PM EST This is my GTA6 twitch.tv/therealjmb

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Had to hop off for dinner. Have about 2-3 hours left so will be back live TONIGHT around 9:30-10:00 EST to finish this out Got the force gun ready to glitch the ubermorph through the fan so I don’t have to deal with it chasing me 😂

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Can I finish Dead Space 2 today???? twitch.tv/therealjmb

twitch.tvTheRealJMB - TwitchHi! The name's Jon and I'm a variety streamer with a focus on RPGs, shooters and action adventure games. I've been gaming since I was 5 years old when I got a Gameboy Advance SP but turned into a ball...
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So obnoxious how if someone from literally any other game’s fanbase gets told by someone else that their game isn’t for them, its like “ok no problem!” But tell a dude bro gamer you don’t care about GTA6 its “Tryna be different” “Ok see you November 19” “Me when i lie” “Bet you already preordered”

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THIS IS ME: Height: 6’1” Age: 29 Sign: Libra Guilty pleasure food: Chicken wings Tattoos: none Favorite season: Fall Favorite color: Dark/Forest Green Favorite holiday: Christmas Favorite flower: Sunflower

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I had a new viewer come in and tell me I had a “horror game radio” voice and now I can’t unhear myself as the guy on the radio in PT

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Hey ya’ll I am in a much better head space this week than I’ve been in the past 2 years. I’ve suffered from chronic migraines daily, at least twice a day. My days consisted of anticipating when the next one was going to hit and I would just be out of it for 30 minutes to a hour.

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Finally decided to go back to my doctor because I couldn’t take it anymore. Got a referral to a neurologist who put me on a new preventative medication and OH. MY. GOD. I feel like a completely new person. The fog is just GONE. My head hasn’t felt this clear in TWO YEARS

Jon 🎮
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Hey ya’ll I am in a much better head space this week than I’ve been in the past 2 years. I’ve suffered from chronic migraines daily, at least twice a day. My days consisted of anticipating when the next one was going to hit and I would just be out of it for 30 minutes to a hour.

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My head was constantly foggy even when I wasn’t actively having a migraine. I’m awful about actually going to the doctor about stuff. I got on a medication before like a year ago that didn’t work. I was constantly irritable and my mental state about it was in the gutter.

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Little late but live now! 👇

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Streams continue tonight. Going to try and start early around 8:00PM EST. Starting a Dead Space 2 replay since I just finished the Dead Space Remake to round out Spooky Season twitch.tv/therealjmb

twitch.tvTheRealJMB - TwitchHi! The name's Jon and I'm a variety streamer with a focus on RPGs, shooters and action adventure games. I've been gaming since I was 5 years old when I got a Gameboy Advance SP but turned into a ball...
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Idk how active I’m going to be on here anymore besides posting my live notification. The site is dead and there is has been no growth here in months even on promosky day. Follow me on my other socials where I’ll be much more active Twitch - TheRealJMB Tiktok - therealjmbtv Discord - therealjmb

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One of the most annoying types of people are those that when you give constructive criticism of a game their response is “stop crying” and this is especially prevalent in the online shooter space. Dude bros who gotta show how TOUGH and ADAPTABLE they are I guess.

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Kinda similar to those people here on Bluesky who will block and subpost about you for having the audacity to criticize a game and not be fake positive about everything. Two sides of the same coin

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The amount of “Tiktok growth” accounts that just repost the same 5 videos over and over again and all copy the same scripts word for word from each other is astonishing. And its so obvious they pay for bots to flood their comments because they all say “this tip is so helpful!” “i want to go viral!”

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“DELETE THAT VIDEO AND POST IT AGAIN” “TIKTOK HAS THIS NEW FEATURE AND IF YOU’RE NOT USING YOU’RE ALREADY BEHIND” (its a feature that’s existed for months and its just posting pictures on your story) I’ve seen soooo many accounts using these same scripts WORD FOR WORD MAKE IT STOP

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Average TikTok FYP in 2026: Kalshi ad Ragebait grifter crying about a game they’ve never played being “woke” TikTok shop ad TikTok Live auction (WE SELL PS5S FOR $1.00) Kalshi ad “How to grown on TikTok” with the same script word for word of the last 5 similar people you’ve seen Another Kalshi ad

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Battlefield 6 Season 5 gives us -A 300XP per minute cap??? -Anti-air BUFFS for some fucking reason -More Little Bird nerfs -No Little Bird on the new maps Chat we might be cooked

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Stream update Tonight, 10:12 9:30-10ish PM EST - Continuing with Dead Space Tomorrow, 10/13 9:30-10:00ish PM EST- Battlefield 6 Season 5 launch Wanted to finish Dead Space before Season 5 but oh well. I’ll be focusing on the BF6 update for a few days. Will continue Dead Space later this weekend