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I don't know how I'm supposed to sleep when Jethro Clampett just got sworn in as the new Secretary of the DHS.

To anyone still holding onto the flagrant untruth that JD Vance won't be as bad as trump, if, God forbid... I am begging you to watch this week's 'Last Week Tonight'. (Avail on Youtube if you don't have HBO) Warning: It'll scare the shit out of you.

Ya know, if Iran REEEEALLY wanted to get Trump, they'd appoint Obama as their new leader.

Good news: Ding dong the witch is dead. Bad news: One of the flying monkeys just got appointed to replace her.

Calling in the Clinton’s in for a closed-door testimony while ignoring other widely implicated individuals is no mistake. This is an active, and massive, cover-up.

Jared Moskowitz wearing a, "Justice for Cricket" pin while questioning Noem is just the kind of pettiness I'm here for with this idiotic administration.

I hope it IS Shingles and I hope it's because he was stupid enough to listen to Bobby Jr. and didn't get a vax. Because Shingles is one of the most painful things you'll ever go through and I love that for him.

Mr. "Stopped 8 wars" just got us into one.

Dear President Bill Clinton, Don't you dare tell so much as a fib in your testimony. Remember what happened the last time that you were less than honest.

If you are still on X (Twitter) I implore you to watch yesterday's 'Last Week Tonight'. Vital viewing. MUST see TV. Trust me.

An Asshole formerly known as Prince

HOW FUCKING RIDICULOUS AND ASHAMED WE SHOULD BE IN AMERICA THAT ENGLAND IS THE FIRST COUNTRY TO HOLD SOMEONE ACCOUNTABLE FOR THE EPSTEIN SHITE!!!!

Republicans have been in power in Texas since 1995, twenty seven years… All the Texas GOP ads are saying… “Vote for us so we can fix everything that is broken in Texas.” Again, these bozos have been in power for 27 years and fixed ZERO…

If you don't see the FCC cancelation of the Talarico interview on Colbert as their attempt to pit Crockett and Talarico against each other because a certain orange monster is scared to death of losing Texas, I'm afraid you've missed the entire point.

For as long as I can remember, whenever asked who my favorite male actor was, he was my choice. RIP Robert Duvall and thank you for your inspiring work.

Hey MAGA "Christians" here's a fun fact: trump appears in the epstein files more than 250 times more than the word God appears in the Bible.

Time to put your money where your mouth is.

Time to put your money where your mouth is.

I think the Greenland threat is a troll. I think. But it would sure be nice for some senators and GOP house members to speak up now and make it clear that an attack on a nato ally would lead to removal from office

🚨BREAKING: DOJ admits it has only released 12,285 documents required by Epstein Files Transparency Act. More than 2 million documents still need to be reviewed/released. DOJ is in violation of federal law that required release by Dec. 19. More from Democracy Docket in am. www.democracydocket.com

Can someone please explain to me why my Venezuelan friend is celebrating what trump did yesterday? I mean, I get it, a horrible pos dictator who has caused immeasurable pain and suffering in his country is gone, but does he not get how truly horrific all this is? Or am I the one not getting it?

May the ghost of Jamal Khashoggi haunt every single one of the comedians performing at the Riyadh Festival, for eternity.

In case you haven't figured it out, the more we allow him to get away with...the more he's gonna pull. 25th Amendment NOW! (OR who are we saving it for!?!?)

Welp, maybe now that the first amendment is gone they can start on the second one?

Important to get it straight.

This man is totally unqualified and incompetent to boot.

Dear Democratic Politicians, Is there any WAY for YOU to stop Donald Jezebel Trump from rigging the election WITHOUT requiring me to pay to make it so!? JFC we're bleeding out here.

BREAKING: the Epstein files will be released on the 15th... ...of NEVER. Wake up people, the fix is in.

The funniest part about Dean Cain wanting to cosplay as an ICE agent is that Superman wasn't from here.

It would be so awesome to not have to wake up every day to the dread of what asinine embarrassment and cruelty he's going to commit today.

Question: Does anyone recall the video from about 3 weeks ago that showed a man in a blue suit corralling the photographers over to get the best money shot of the faux "assassination attempt"? Because, it's apparently been scrubbed from the internet.

So help me dear God if Ghislaine gets a pardon we need to be ready to be in the streets and shut it ALL THE WAY TF DOWN.

Fully expecting to wake up tomorrow to the news that trump just appointed ghislaine as the head of child welfare.

The wrong old, white dude died. #Ozzy

HOW TO KNOW THAT YOU'RE NOT IN A CULT: If Bill Clinton or anyone else on the left is, in fact, part of this Jeffrey Epstein bullshit, they need to rot in jail for an eternity. Full stop.

MAGAs your fearful leader thinks you're STUPID WEAKLINGS, now what?? "they want to talk about the Epstein hoax. the sad part is, it’s people that are really doing the Democrats’ work. they’re STUPID people.” "Let these WEAKLINGS continue forward to do the Democrats work." Keep drinking that Kool-Aid

Imagine a movie plot where you put a worm infested brain in charge of a country's health...and then take away all their health insurance. Even Hollywood would be like, "Nahhhh that's too much!"

Congrats to all my high school facebook "friends" celebrating the passing of the big, beautiful bill today. I had no idea you were billionaires, you seemed like such a dumbass when you slept through Government class.

It's time to normalize the phrase, 'pro-birth' because these assholes are clearly NOT pro-life.

Well sheeeet, the world is a freaking dumpster fire but at least Orlando Bloom finally came to his senses!

Can he pleeeeease be gone by the 2028? The Olympics are going to be so embarrASSing otherwise.

Imagine watching this baby screaming as he gets yanked from his mother's arms and thinking it's okay even though you pretend to be a pro-life Christian. 🥨

Happy Pride from our DICK-tator...

My self esteem hasn't always been the best, but I'll never hate myself as much as Katie Miller obviously does.

Today as you see all the Republican politician's posts thanking our troops for their sacrifices, DO remember most of their sacrifices are because of cuts THEY'VE made to our vets, and how DOGE obliterated the Dept of Veteran Affairs. It's about actions NOT words.

Sometimes I wish I was a MAGA so I could be too stupid to get what is happening.

So when are we all booking our flights to D.C. to TAKE OUR COUNTRY BACK!?

There's so much other shit going down we haven't even talked how embarrASSingly gauche the oval office looks dripping in fool's gold.

@npr.org As an avid NPR listener, they infuriated me for the past year as they constantly "normalized" this dipshit excuse of a president. Soooo him cutting off their funding doesn't exactly have me reaching for my wallet.

She once liked a tweet of mine and I'm still riding on those fumes. RIP Ruth. 💙