cool happy genius hero

jameis winston had better have a rock solid alibi

looked up during my walk this morning and this dude was just staring into my soul

me, going to work on monday morning

HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU? *black and white infomercial footage of a parent sweating over a notepad, pen in hand. a clock in the background spins around to show the passage of a full 24 hours without them having written a single word. the notepad reads "say 3 nice things about your kid."*

oh, for sure for sure

clicked the order button and immediately remembered 5 other movies i also wanted to get

autumnal goose

Mulholland gives up a Dr. to deep left

workin' hard, or hardly workin'?

made it to huntington beach in time for the sunrise this morning 👍

kenny_chesney-she_thinks_my_tractors_sexy.mp3

i took two hundred some pictures this morning but my memory card corrupted after like 8 so now i'm afraid i have no other option but to walk into the mighty cuyahoga river and drown myself

dumpster diving in ohio city, ohio

st. malachi parish in ohio city, ohio.

took a wrong turn in albuquerque

went to the cemetery this morning

i ordered a signed copy of this and i need everyone to see how immaculate his signature is

up and at 'em

godzilla has learned to speak and he has a real potty mouth

nothing more devastating to hear when you join a meeting than "i almost sent you a message to see if you wanted to cancel." send that to me every time. i always want to cancel, honey.

he just kyl-ed over

it's me, the dumbass who got up and drove to the beach to watch the sunrise on the cloudiest day known to man. here's a picture of a tree stump and a rock instead.

saw some birds this morning

i saw a bald eagle the other day

HEINEKEN??? FUCK THAT SHIT!!!! PABST! BLUE! RIBBON!!!!!!!

"Just before the second tower fell, I heard a voice calling out from the rubble. We uncovered this big, strong guy, buried under tons and tons of debris. He turns to me and he says 'Thank you, sir. I'm going to make a show about fantasy football now.' Steve Rannasee-see-- Rannazzisi. Whatever."

made friends with a great blue heron today

hell yeah, got the blue angels in there

Nation Shocked as President Donald J. Trump Reveals New Bangs. Clearly Cut by Himself, Say Experts.

It's a friday once again! ❤️

check out this old bronco i saw on martha's vineyard last week

been there, brother

professional wrestling is so good.

was anyone going to report on any of this stuff before ossoff mentioned her or nah?

don't agree with defacing a tree like this, but you have to respect the talent

they should make an sd card that's bigger. so you don't lose it 👍

living in cleveland fuckin' rocks. you can just do this on a sunday night. you don't have to go on vacation or use pto or nothin'

if someone had posted some shit like this when i was in high school they would have had to switch schools they'd been bullied so hard. not saying that's right, it's just... there's gotta be a middle ground

they should make a workday without any meetings

this guy coming back to life and giving ash from evil dead a stone cold stunner

4pm cup of coffee. "The Bastard's Brew."