TinCan’s spooky ghost

tapping the sign

A documentary about manic pixie dream girls called You Can Twee Everything

me and the regular group who like my posts

WICKED CUTZ

who up chokin the bert?

what the fuck are we even doing

proving to be a bit more difficult than I expected but I’ll figure it out. another new fun discovery is I probly need to do a transmission & diff drain/refill but before that I need fluid & can’t seem to find diagrams to tell me if the dipstick/fill spout I’m lookin at is the dipstick spout i want

sudden hail storm? sure why not

my car is Japanese and weird so I get to kind of figure things out as I go. I think I’ve diagnosed the weird sound at high revs as the supercharger being low on oil so today I get to drain and refill a supercharger for the first time!

as much as I love knowing stuff, I really really love not knowing who a mother fucker is

evergreen

a reminder that car dealerships have parts departments and you can call and have them find the stuff you need and just buy it directly from them

my tendency to ultra-hyper-fixate can be a problem sometimes, but it’s a fuckin boone when I need a very specific thing that I don’t want to have to order online so I spend a collective few hours searching & making actual phone calls & then I the thing I need is waiting on a shelf with my name on it

Rolling With The Punches #2 2 dice, 1 Casio keyboard, 10,000 possibilities

I didn’t even make this up I saw it a movie last night!

bout to go pick up a few things at the place that “dismissed me from my position” less than a week ago lol

a cantankerous minotaur receiving a back alley tug job from a demon lady prostitute

I'm just a guy in his late thirties I'm just a guy and my joints are all hurting nobody cares cause all my bones are old and I slept in my bed wrong at night

imagine if farts sounded like burps instead of the way they do

user on X: “grok, generate a sexy baby” user on bsky: “gork, am I a sexy baby?”

speed running my morning shit

I'm just a guy in his late thirties I'm just a guy and my joints are all hurting nobody cares cause all my bones are old and I slept in my bed wrong at night

do you disavow The Ya-Ya Sisterhood and their divine secrets?

might be working on new head stuff 👀

do you disavow The Ya-Ya Sisterhood and their divine secrets?

ok so I think the best way for me to approach this is to put together a “reel” of my weird instruments and their creepy capabilities but the question is do I do it as “human person man” or say fuck it and lean all the way in and see if they’ll work with a trash headed internet weirdo

“me and my husband knew there was a better way to do dogshit”

Love is Blind: DMV

I know that I’d literally have nothing to lose but a little bit of my time, which I now have slightly more of, but I have no idea where I’d start nor am I coming from a place of any real confidence right now

wowzers bowzers what week so far but I don’t want to drink myself into a suicidal pit so silver linings I guess

Weekend at Bernie’s for Tax Purposes

Return of The Jedi for Tax Purposes

Godzilla being super chill about zero gravity is a cool detail because he’s amphibious so of course he’d be agile as fuck in that situation

Human Centipede for Tax Reasons

A River Runs Through It, for Tax Purposes

When Harry Met Sally for Tax Purposes

Throw Momma from The Train for tax purposes

Kano is the best part of the new Mortal Kombat movies no contest

laid up cause my stupid body can’t handle pasta sauce with cream and onions

I like watching movie series in reverse. backwards if you will. from the end to the beginning you could say.

enjoying some fine crunchy curled cheeses with my lady

this is what conservatives are afraid of when they cry about globalism

the plap 2.0

“yeah leave a little up top wouldya? I like to give em something to grip onto if you know what I mean”