The Trash Lad

Important part of adulthood is realizing that you are not a funny person and accepting that fact about yourself. Now, it's more difficult to accept when you realize you also bring nothing else to the table but life is a journey of discovery.

Let’s not forget the architect of this triumph:

Ballon d'Or winner plays in Skechers. game's never been more gone

"Sipes" youtu.be/jmYWjbXtoXw?...

Onnnnn your side

could run through a brick wall rn

Alonso should go back to managing Tango Squad FC. that's his level

HAHAHHAHAHAHA

get in the sea your awful barnet Palmer, you fuck

fuckin hate Chelsea, simple as

GET THE FUCK IN

fuckin hate Cole Palmer, simple as

fuckin hell

Bob, we need some goals

thinking about my good friend Digger Rockwell

Luka Vuskovic? More like Luka Whogivesashit

this BioWare news was inevitable but it sucks shit

I really love Mass Effect, man. You can point to 1,000 different things the core trilogy did wrong but seeing choices you made in ME1 bear narrative fruit in ME3 is still unlike anything else in big budget games

youtu.be/u5Fjc1hBwuE?...

Ben Davies on his Gandalf shit, "I come back to you now, at the turn of the tide" type stuff

THAT'S RIGHT, PUT SOME RESPECT ON BEN DAVIES NAME

:')

DEKI DEKI DEKI DEKI DEKI DEKI

go to Marbella again

alright alright alright

smdh ffs JPVH

told Deki his namesake is back in the match day squad

my scheming eunuch viziers (cats) kept me awake all night and then I had to watch that match

@hoaagie.bsky.social need a check on what escaping with a point here will feel like

BIG DOM SOLANKE

thinking about how the period of time within which I became a Spurs fan is also the point when I started to think that church wasn't for me. traded Catholic guilt for Tottenham's bullshit

2 points from 8 games is still in play

"deserve's got nothin' to do with it"

lmao

Udogie having to sweep up behind our slow as cement mixer CBs

football's a simple game but alas bullshit can baffle brains

'magine scoring goals

can check

thinking about the guy who wore an Osama bin Larkin shirt to the Red Wings opener last night

thinking about the Detroit Red Wings. not good

SKATTEBO: Skattebo Football Jaxson, Victory Football COACH: No, Cam, you can't play with Jaxon SKATTEBO: Good Skattebo Play Football Skattebo Depth Chart Quarterback COACH: Cam, he has a knee injury, he's not playing football SKATTEBO: Jealousy Harbaugh

Ryan Mason: Third Time's the Charm, coming soon to a Tottenham Hotspur Stadium near you

The curse of the Tottenham Turfies shall last for generations