The true 3

Favorite film in haiku: I, I want my two I want my two dollars please And I want them now

@alexkirshner.com Foot Shot replacement idea: Nope Time (NOt PrimE time)

The Gus Johnson wardrobe is…disorienting…

I’ve seen three Ella Langley posts this morning, and did I miss something?

Ummm…is Ben Shelton’s face green now?

Oh well, I guess you can’t look back in anger

Mood

Late to the party, but what in the holy hell are the producers and cameramen at the home run derby doing?

Well, at least we didn’t debase ourselves by having our corrupt president convince FIFA’s corrupt president to break precedent and rescind a red card because he wouldn’t want to hurt his buddy’s country…

Total loss for words

For god’s sake somebody get Ted Cruz in a Belgium jersey

Just got off the spin bike, turned on the World Cup pregame, and did they disappear Lalas?

Given what was going on the last time we hosted the World Cup, maybe an aerial shot of a bus driving on the highway isn’t the best choice

Two wins from immortality. Mercury Morris opens another champagne bottle in heaven

I didn’t know Dan Fouts was the drummer for The Killers. #championsleague

Of all the American bands, The Killers are easily the most British.

Just referred to The Boys From Brazil as J-Pop Nazi Hunters, and I don’t think it’s going to get any better than that

I wish my last name was Spacetime. #spellingbee

TIL that New Zealand knights people, and knighting Scott Dixon shows that their criteria is kind of loose

Shout out to all the Democratic consultants that said we need to stop calling republicans weird www.thedailybeast.com/trump-79-bra...

@surber.bsky.social emergency podcasterino on the Giro D’Italia stage?

So the mentalist guy didn’t see the shooting coming? And I’m supposed to take this guy seriously now?

Are Seth Rollins’s eyes AI generated?

No one makes scarier toolboxes than WWE

McIntyre/Fatu. Excuse me while I enjoy some big men slapping beef

IShowSpeed is not worthy of an announcer table destruction

0 stars in the Tokyo Dome

Ooooh, The Vision got a curtain

The WrestleMania vibes are just…dead…

So did Bad Bunny get a Christian Okoye neck roll sewn into his suit jacket?

Believing that the Patriots are shoe-ins to win because the Broncos are starting their backup requires you to believe that Bo Nix was good, and I refuse to participate in such chicanery

The people who'll tell you today's murder victim in Minnesota shouldn't have turned up to a protest carrying a gun are the same people who said Kyle Rittenhouse was perfectly entitled to do the same thing.

Indiana basketball loses on the same day the Indiana quarterback wins the Heisman Trophy. 2025 has been a really weird trip

Some people in life just get to play by a different set of rules, and the sooner you come to that realization, the more that will free your mind to just accept that some things are unfair and not dwell on them. Alabama is in the college football playoff. Are those statements related? Who can say

Nobody, AND I MEAN NOBODY, beats the Indiana Hoosiers 31 times in a row!

Jesse winning the Dr. Pepper challenge is a victory for humanity, and a blow to chest passers everywhere

I follow college football near religiously, and I did not realize that the shitstorm that is LSU won 7 games

Happy Fuck Ohio Day to all who celebrate!!

Every player on the Packers named Brooks should be required to wear #87. This shouldn’t be up for debate

Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy

BUTTHOLE EYES!!!

Ohhhhh, that’s right, Carson Beck is still Carson Beck

Wait, so now there’s a Fansville/Heisman House world crossover?

#MLB postseason rooting order: PASSIONATE 1. Reds BANDWAGON 2. Blue Jays 3. Mariners 4. Padres I LIKE THEM 5. Phillies 6. Brewers SURE, I GUESS 7. Tigers NOT ROOTING, BUT YOU’RE ALLOWED A WS 8. Guardians 9. Cubs NO 10. Red Sox 11. Dodgers 12. Yankees