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Is Covid Why Everyone Is Sick With Covid Right Now?

There’s No Need To Worry About Hospitals Closed By This Covid Wave Because Everyone Is Immune To Covid Now

If Chronic Illness Is Real, Why Don’t More Sexy People Have It?

Is It Time To Stop Avoiding The Plague Like The Plague

The Eight Things You Can Pretend Aren’t True About American Covid

Current Covid Wave Reaches The ‘Exciting Future Solutions For Rich People’ Stage

For Decades Doctors Thought Post-Infection Syndromes Were Hysteria, Then Stress, Then Trauma, Before Finally Discovering They Were All In The Mind

Covid Infections Can’t Be Causing Long Term Health Problems, Because Look Over There At The Squirrel

No, Of Course The Thing We Told You Was Harmless Didn’t Cause Your Health Problems

There’s Nothing Wrong With Anyone, And The Things That Aren’t Wrong Weren’t Caused By That, And Even If They Were, They’re Good For You, And Your Fault, And Inevitable, And Anyway It’s Time To Move On.

Six Reasons Heart Disease Is Normal, Good For You, And Nothing To Do With That Covid Infection

Of Course The Virus That Has Killed Millions Doesn’t Disable People

Why Are So Many Young Women Being Diagnosed With Chronic Health Conditions, Apart From The Obvious Reason

No, Not Those Studies

Perhaps This Is The Exit Wave

Public Urged To Consider Thinking About The Possibility Of Thinking About Considering Taking Action

Norway World Cup Camp Hit By Illness Nobody Will Name In Case It Makes Football Less Fun

Norway Squad Hit By Sickness Bug, Raising Difficult Questions About Haaland’s Availability And Absolutely Nothing Else

Germany To Restore Economic Competitiveness By Making People Who Are Sick Do More Paperwork

Long Covid Unlikely To Explain Increase In People Too Ill To Work, Because That Would Be Too Obvious, Say Experts

Things That Have Already Happened Can’t Cause Bad Things To Happen Now, That’s Not How Time Works

People With Fatigue Urged To Consider How Tiring They Are

Loads Of Kids With Chronic Conditions Are A Price Worth Paying For Normal Childhood

Anti-Virus Movement Accused Of Undermining Public Confidence In Infection

More Evidence Needed, Say People Surrounded By Evidence

Person Asking For Source Clarifies A Source That Agrees With Them, Not All Those Other Sources

Experts Rule Out Mild Illness As Cause Of Severe Repercussions, Instead Blame That Time That You Didn't Get Sick

Instead Of Parroting Traditional Wellness Narratives, We Are Going To Parrot Traditional Illness-Denial Narratives

Experts Praise Public For Adapting To Constant Illness Without Asking Follow Up Questions

Health Risk Low Except For Those At Risk From Health Risk

Hidden Fungus Network Below Our Feet Could Circle Earth 2.7 Trillion Times, Still Shorter Than Gap Between Long Covid Evidence And Public Understanding

Research Body Throws Single Bone Into Long Covid And ME/CFS Patients’ Cage

Researchers Find Long Covid More Common Than Willingness To Say Long Covid

Long Covid Cases Hidden By Widespread Preference For Literally Any Other Diagnosis

Most People Do Not Have Long Covid, Just A Mysterious Illness Since Covid, Says Study

Doctors Recommend Protecting Newborn Brains From Infection By Making Older Siblings Slightly Less Sticky

Hantavirus Camp Questions Qualification Process After World Cup Of Viruses Snub

Cancer Conference Notes Rise Since 2020, Rules Out Covid Vaccine, Can’t Think Of Anything Else That Started Round Then

Perhaps People With Long Covid Should Talk About Something Else For A While

Exorcisms By Another Name Temporarily Unpromoted Following Feedback

Professor To Take Social Media Leave Following Chronic Illness Debate Flare

Writer Enters Flight Part Of Fight Or Flight Loop

Professor Of Religion Reminds People That Their Brains Are Not Part Of Their Bodies

Are Bedbound Patients In Bed With Big Bed

Why Are We Not Allowed To Promote Therapies That Don’t Work And Make People Worse

Covid Infection Has Not Affected My Brian

Long Covid Does Not Exist, Says 2006 Study

Celebrity Describes Long Covid In Detail While Reassuring Public No It Is Not That

Long Covid Is Too Long, Agree People With Long Covid And Sceptics

22 Million Covid Victims Died From Excessive Care Says 'Doctor'