The Walking Beard

Another FAFO moment for Tommeh Ten-names. Who would have thought committing mortgage fraud against Abbey and Halifax would lead to this?

Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the Ralph Wiggum of X/Twitter, Matt le Tissier

Robert Jenrick appears to think that Rachel Reeves decides what goes on our bank notes, not the Governor of the Bank of England. If he doesn't know what roles the Chancellor of the Exchequer carries out, is he fit enough to be an MP?

The Don has spoken! Can everyone stop calling it a participation award!

There comes a time when even I feel embarrassed for Americans.

Unsurprisingly Reform UK supporters can't tell a fake MP from a genuine one 😂

The cracks are beginning to show at Reform UK. Life is glorious. x.com/RupertLowe10...

"I can't afford to pay inheritance tax on my farm, that I make no money from. Anyway, BRB, driving ma Lambo!" Insidious prick.

The state of this moron. Can anyone with a passport confirmation whether they needed to sing the National Anthem to receive their passport? I sure as fuck didn't

Meanwhile, on the cesspit. JKR confirms what we've all known for ages. That she identified with a misogynistic racist

Nigel Farage is such a charitable fellow. Just recently the multi-millionaire made a donation to this local Clacton business to aid their Xmas charity raffle. His donation? 6 cases of his own brand Apple juice, that retail at £12.00 per case. Who says Nigel never does anything for Clacton

Lunatic shouts at milk.

Remember when Nigel Farage begged Conservatives to come and join @reformexposed.bsky.social ? Well now their chairman is practically begging other parties not to stand. The desperation...

Tonight on Celebrity Stars in their Eyes, Ann Widecombe performs "Hammer Smashed Face" by Cannibal Corpse

Ben Habib has finally left Reform UK. Which begs the question - who would have him next?

Well, if the Anthrax/Kreator gig last night is anything to go by, then Lady Gaga has a higher approval rating amongst metal fans than Gene Simmonds 😂

Jesus wept. Just got charged £7.80 for a pint of Camden Pale...

You can always tell a pathological liar. They're the ones that capitalise the first letter of each word in a sentence.

Name this band

Here's a class example of why I've moved to @bsky.app Lozza Fox clearly inciting violence here. I've reported it but just like all the other countless times, nothing will ever come of it.

Meanwhile, back in the cesspit, the usual suspects are endorsing rapists again...