thewinterizzy 🫍💫

New goal just dropped: I’ve had this pattern for years and never finished it, but that changes today! It’s roughly 108 squares with 7-ish complete but still needing an outline, so for sake of easy math we’re going to use 108 as its base. At 9 squares per month, it’ll be done this time next year. 💫

Just slap me directly next time, no need for all the spectacle lmfao. 😭

How did the Hilary Duff snow globe PRE-ORDER “sell out” in less than five minutes. What stock is there to be sold out if it doesn’t exist yet. 😭💔

You may “make” playlists but you don’t MAKE playlists like ME. (A five-hour dual perspective conversation with a full narrative arc structured in nine parts that details falling out of and back into friendship.)

(whispers) chat can I be honest I think Focus Friend works a little /too/ well for me so much so that I’ve beaned my way out of the notification squad. If there’s one thing about me it’s that I will see posts hours later!! (In conclusion: good app. Also: hi @hankgreen.bsky.social. I’m here.)

No yeah exactly.

Perhaps the weirdest shopping list I’ve had to date: anti-depressants and cinnamon.

@rainbowrowell.bsky.social slightly random, but I’m reading Scattered Showers (for the first time! somehow I missed this one!!), on the one with Benji and Summer. Your dialogue is always so wonderful and hilarious, with great tone shifts. I admire it a lot, always have. Thanks for sharing with us. 🫶🏻

Hayley Williams sang both “Dead Horse” AND “Airplanes” (with Rico Nasty!) at tonight’s show. She loves me. 🫶🏻

I finished Hollywood, Ending and now the urge to take a random trip to California for less than 24 hours just for one of those hours to be in the same room as John and community feels louder than ever. I have felt very separate of myself lately. There are worse ways to spend money trying to find me.

Marked unsafe from Pizzamas. 🍕🎄✅

Ms. Rachel’s album is earnestly good and yes I did add “Big Feelings” to my “mentally ill baddie” playlist.

This year has been exceptionally difficult for me mentally, including but not limited to feeling like I don’t belong anywhere, both irl and online. But then a new John Green book comes out and it’s okay for a moment; I think I’ll always just be a sad girl looking for herself in a John Green book.

Feeling exceptionally brave today. ⭐️ (Still doing my job during working hours in which I’m paid specifically to do said job despite multiple tech issues and dumb coworkers.)

Noah mentioned tonight that he figured he would just be playing the Showbox all his life and now here he is at the stadium. As someone who saw him at the Showbox and he played Stick Season as an unreleased song, to now hearing the whole stadium sing it back to him is something so personal actually.

The little kid in me that grew up listening to ‘90s country with her mom is hurting real bad today. Oh, Dolly. 😭❤️‍🩹

no one has ever had, or will ever have, a better creative day than Dolly Parton writing Jolene and I Will Always Love You on the same day

Hey quick question USPS are you okay?¿

How many people have to fall victim to a phishing scam for us to spend 15 minutes in a corporate-wide town hall reviewing all the ways we need to avoid phishing scams?¿ I’m too millennial for this. 👵

(sent with invisible ink) If Hank finally abandons Twitter, on his way out, would he please drag Dan and Phil with him? 😭💔

I don’t know what eldest daughter needs to hear this, but you really should listen to Taylor Bickett’s debut album. It’s beautiful. (And she’s going on tour!) open.spotify.com/album/1YOoTC...

It’s a big day for Sprout. They got new slippers. @hankgreen.bsky.social 🫘🌱

Does anyone know if there’s any active discount codes that work for the Focus Friend merch… I want a bag, but after shipping and tax it’s basically 50 dollars. 😭💔

Merry Spider-Man Day to all those who celebrate. ❤️💙🕸️

It’s me and my noise-cancelling headphones against the Blue Angels today. 🙅‍♀️🎧

Ryan Gosling has been officially cast as Ghost Rider in the MCU ☠️🔥 • Shawn Levy will direct the upcoming ‘Ghost Rider’ film • In theaters in 2028

So I’ve started using bean time for my commute. 🫠

Do it for them.

Live laugh give me pictures of Spider-Man.

Yes hello everyone it’s your local office administrator with your daily reminder: for the love of all things holy ✨STOP✨ stapling papers together when mailing. All you do is waste the time of the underpaid overworked employee that has to un-attach everything to scan it. Thank you in advance.

At work, I feel like the opposite of a plant. I sit under awful blinding overhead lights all day and then on break go sit in the mother’s lounge in complete darkness like ahh finally some energy. ⬛️⬛️🌱⬛️⬛️

And I will never change my ways

We stay winning. 🫡

Phanifesting that in approximately thirteen hours I will have my ticket for the Hard Launch world tour. 💜🙏🎫🕯️🦭

We love commitment to a theme. ⚽️

I was in a store aisle doing cost/convenience math when a person approached needing what I was standing in front of. I said, “Oop, sorry, am I in your way?” and backed up a little. Without missing a beat they say, “Oh, that’s okay, we can share the space!!” You are so right, have a lovely day. 💫