Frankenstein

I'm here to introduce an 8 step plan to reclaim Malfoid for the Left (two distinct laser dot sights appear right between my eyes)

we've always been out of our minds

you know you never think about how scary it is for the stars to actually fall out of the sky until it starts happening

chat hear me out

what if it actually was I MUST run away? not so big now are you me

I gazed a gazely stare

the entire BASEMENT is filled with ghosts

you'd think the letter G would be disproportionately overrepresented as a first letter in the title in comparison to the rest of a wikipedia "list of ghost films", and you'd be correct

wish I could tell younger me how much everything just causes brain damage all the time

*cheerily* burn this world down

Robert Pattinson voice: Someone get these MALFOIDS out of my sight (I have not seen The Odyssey or this scene)

so heave away, boys

what if life was dark souls......

ouuuggh too much Dark Souls

there's oceans in between us but that's not very far.......

I think it's time I admit to myself that I'm a bad person

everyone loves The Joker until he starts getting political.

pain is just a signal

Six: *slinking around corner like Rumpleteazer* Gaius you are both creator and destroyer of epochs, of destinies, of entire peoples. The stars prostrate themselves in your presence President Dr. Gaius Balthar - bhhuuhhh

guitar

memento style tattoo that just reads "remember to write things down"

younger me was correct about how good cracking your neck feels

sometimes, jazz

bit of a tilt innit

oogh

gloomburnt

Popeye's website wouldn't load until I turned off the PeerGuardian. What a stupid problem to have

Still the funniest comic panel in history

I see you making the jokes - just remember I was there too, watching Spongebob, mad that some business thing about a Cesna falling on a building was ruining half of TV for the day

fell asleep reading, kinda nice

slightly annoyed by new Zelda art style - after literal decades I can finally truly say I'm a fan

beneath his hat the strangeness lies -

Indeed. I believe so.

should get back into ramblin on

umm fuck billionaires DEFINITELY includes Willy Wonka

everyone post better I'm bored

everything is something else’s ruins

them bones them bones them dry bones

too old to run through a wall, too young to run through a wall

thpthpth

everything is total bullcrap and sucks butt and is for idiots and jerks

what if……prog

m.youtube.com/watch?v=I9ak...

outside talkin to some bugs

every social media platform is depressing in its own way

life is coming up with crap to do, which I guess I should do

zork

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lmlo...

RIP Dolly damn

ergh. argh.