Alex Remnick

I only recognize two genders, non-binary and the other one

LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bsky rn

I just remembered I can post

If I'm elected, on my first day in office I'm declaring double war with Iran, and maybe one of the Baltics too. They've had it too good for too long.

You’re not a real New Yorker unless you get a little triggered every time you see a low flying plane near Manhattan

I was today years old when I realized “Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous” by Good Charlotte contains a Marion Barry diss.

Big day for this GIF

"we could see BOOP" has been rattling around my brain since I heard it

I’ve seen housewives more desperate than you can possibly imagine

A moment for my outfit on Monday…

Please, my plaque psoriasis, it’s so mild to severe

If I send you this it means we’re getting blackout tn #thunderbolts

LEO?!? boring ass name

I know George Santos is objectively a bad person but there’s something I respect about a man who’s so committed to the bit he is literally willing to go to jail for it

It’s wild how basically the rest of the world is bilingual to accommodate English speakers while some Americans become enraged if they even hear a foreign language

Me af

Why does asking for the WiFi password at a bar or restaurant feel like a humiliation ritual?

New bit idea: ending every text message with “sent from my iPhone”

JESUS ON EASTER, TALKING TO A GROUP OF PEOPLE CELEBRATING 4/20: “You know, I was cross faded once.”

Speak softly and Carrie a big Bradshaw

Keep calm and Carrie Bradshaw

I’m getting out of bed and going to my workout class even though I’m SO WARM and SO COMFY

Saxon bragging about going to Duke when he's clearly a legacy. #TheWhiteLotus

Hate to say it but #TheWhiteLotus finale was kinda disappointing. Not for any of the individual plot points, but it just felt kinda sloppy.

I hope people continue to unfairly hate on Wet Leg. Less competition for tickets.

We are so cooked

I just listened to the new Wet Leg song 5 times back to back omg I love this band

This new Skrillex project is so fun! How are we classifying it? Mixtape, full album? I'm getting mixtape vibes

There’s also a trans day of invisibility but y’all don’t get to know when that is…

What the fuck even is a triangle shirtwaist?!

You’re not a real New Yorker until you’ve stepped on one of the guys that rolls themself up into a carpet at the club

Happy men in slutty little short shorts season to all who celebrate

They should invent a cigarette that doesn’t smell like that

Explaining Gaylor to my coworker...

I don't care what side of the Israel-Palestine conflict your sympathies lie on, snatching up people with a valid student visa for the crime of writing an OpEd is naked fascism and if you don't oppose this you are a threat to this country's most basic values

Super disappointing to see Yaeji not only using AI in her new video, but using it as part of a brand partnership with microsoft.

I HATE BEING BESET BY OBSTACLES STOP BESETTING ME

Explaining the loss meme to someone feels like watching yourself having a stroke from outside your body

No one has suffered more than Stassi in season one of vanderpump

MILLIE BOBBIE BROWN (chained to a basement radiator): “I did your Chris Pratt movie. Please let me see my husband.” NETFLIX EXECUTIVE (dumping a bucket of ice cold water on her head): “The shareholders want Ebola Holmes 3.”

So many microblogging sites and I don’t use any of them

Democrats Sick Of Being Blamed For Cowardice On Issues They Actually Just Don’t Care About

"Siberian Bone Hunter" might be the coolest job title of all time

Playing some aggressive drum & bass tomorrow night at SILO!

John Venn had no business slapping his name on that diagram. Really, John? Two circles? You INVENTED that?!

Indie sleaze outfit from Sunday