Microdosing Michael

Microdosing Michael

@thickrick.bsky.social

Can we have anti-social media next?

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Hagai Palevsky (he/him)@dialhforhagai.bsky.social

Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him

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Big week over at The Onion. — Thursday: InfoWars launches live at 8 p.m. ET on YouTube, Twitch and wherever you watch video. New handles and everything. Expect surprises. It is insane. — Friday: An entire history of the country, AMERICA: Birth of a Nation, airs at 8 p.m. ET on all Onion channels.

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She’s never been yelled at once in her life, so when she misbehaves we just look at her and whisper “why did you do that” and it works like 80% of the time The other 20% she looks at me like this:

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rt if u hate nazis and love boobs

Funkit Toys@funkittoys.bsky.social

"i will slurp down swastikas all day but do not let me see one boob" is an excellent filter for awful people. i, for one, hate nazis and love boobs, and i'm brave enough to say it