Great man: Thiry of history

These sorts of rhyming questions come to me like there’s a custom made muse that serves only me so I’m going to make a big thread of them

Palmer Luckey and Jontron are the same genre of guy

Seaking Seaking Oil Paintings Oil Paintings Seaking

The way these 2 pigs are dancing. Pigs are among the smartest farm animals, and these hops and spins are social play that builds bonds and burns off energy.

I’m officially a published author :BD It’s only a short story but it’s something!

It’s been a funky feeling week

I think Adrian Belew is one of those people that are therians for like motorized vehicles instead of animals.

This is the end of every Shin Megami Tensei game, right?

It’s very sad that the only kinds of effigies seem to be burning :B(

Note to you all: if a concert offers you an upcharge to meet+greet with the artists, please please for the love of god do not buy it

Busy at work thinking about my silly stories… Awesome traditional comm done by @possessedopossum.bsky.social ! They came out great!

This is gonna be a total Hail Mary but does anybody know a Scottish person

99300~ words later, and the first full draft of a non-fanfiction novel I’ve ever done is completed!

You know what? Fuck you. *angels your eggs*

White people don’t say “this is cool” anymore they say “wow this is tuff so much aura”

And I’m Javert

Whenever I see dudes in SF biking with their hand on another bicycle, I think of the brave horse archers of the Mongol empire crossing hundreds of miles a day switching ponies…

The real boing boing was the peepee we made along the way.

Imma be real if you use a bitmoji I respect you less than a person that has a groyper as their profile photo

happy john coltrane centenary. i remember bringing this one home from gamestop.

If I was DJ’ing at the club I would put Giant Steps randomly into my set I know the crowd would go crazy

If you’re writing an essay and you try to make your argument by consulting the dictionary definition of a word Im stealing something out your house

In ancient American society, there was a special person called the president. They had the special, sole duty of keeping gas prices low. This was their only seeming function.

Once I’m able to socialize in a quiet, unstimulating, 1 on 1 environment with each and every one of you, it’s over for you silly bitches

We all have that one homie who’s peculiar behavior and mannerisms can be explained by their coming from Alaska

It’s Mock Turtle Monday

I think Flo & Eddie look like a beautiful T4T couple

Today i got a trophy for talking about my homoerotic feelings for Clippy at work