Roberto Planos

If you aren’t singing little songs to your pets, what are you even doing?

While we’re being honest, I can’t stand sweatshirts that pretend to be sweaters

For HSR fans, not only did I pull Castries and her Light Cone in a total of three draws last week, I went on to do the exact same for Silver Wolf 999 and her Light Cone today.

For the new HSR update, I pulled Castorice on my first x10, and then I got her light cone on my second LC x10. I don’t think I’ve ever been luckier.

These are not the comics I used to know.

Comic collectors, do we all agree that ashcan variant covers are a bridge too far? I’m sitting here looking at a Terminal ashcan cover B at $130 with another week to go. Mind you, the first issue doesn’t come out until late summer.

I’d like to see a chart that tracks the growth of individual comic sells to entities that leave them unread for preservation/collection, to the growing popularity of variant covers. When your only interaction with the issue is the cover it’s great to have multiple artists working on the same issue.

Black Cat is an amazing supervillain. She goes around committing petty crimes, flirts a little bit with Spider-Man, wears dope clothes, and never gets caught.

Sure the numerous food recalls are the most noticeable result of deregulation, but the silent killer: stringy Cuties

I knew that the pizza song Jacob Wysocki started singing on Gladlands had to be a reference to something. I was not prepared

These Divine David Mugler ads are incredible

Closer is a better Joy Division album than Unknown Pleasures

If you think about it, much of science is answering the question, “Can we freeze it?”

Logically I understand that the cast of Critical Role are incredibly busy making CR content, but that doesn’t stop me from being unreasonably upset when at least one of them isn’t VO for a JRPG

semi-regular reminder that ICE was only created in 2003 when you are asked to imagine a world without ICE, you're basically being asked to remember where you were when Lilo & Stitch came out

It seems increasingly harder to find everything bagels which have a decent amount of garlic

Latin American coups are so retro

When a video game doesn’t have at least one member of Critical Role doing VO work.

I lay in bed, watching a movie on my laptop, I reach for something to my right, and don’t notice my dog has come up from the foot of the bed for some pets. I back-hand her right in the face. I am a monster.

I try to be conscious of ableism, and not use certain terms, but it’s really hard with all these dumb-ass idiots walking around like they aren’t in the 40th percentile

I just timestamped a YouTube video without having to look up how, so I guess things are going terribly

We need Ayo Edebiri in more comedic roles, like her part in I Love LA

Pastimes include: watching visual representations of various sorting algorithms

Never funnier than when I would drop a “present” instead of “here” during roll-call

Whomever designed the Death Save gambling mechanic in the new CR campaign rules

Forever laughing that two of the greatest goth bands of all time insist they are not goth bands

In the big year of 2025, I have to call a doctor’s office, and speak to an actual human (who is never there) to make an appointment. I’ve missed them several times, and then they have the nerve to send me a letter through the United States Postal Service, telling me to make an appointment

Getting your breakfast DoorDash, and it smelling like smoke from the driver’s car is bad, but not the genocide of the Palestinian people bad

De-influence me off of Canon’s lenses

I found a grey nose-hair. Never let them tell you getting old is magical

To be a dog, fresh inside after a game of fetch, where you learned new elements to “stay,” then led to a fresh rawhide, and a clean bed

Pantone is really tapped in to the cultural zeitgeist

This is either a humiliation ritual, or a torture scene

I will not be accepting any Rachel Sennott criticism at this time, thank you in advance for your understanding

The lion does not concern himself with the Vitra throw pillow his dog destroyed

People don’t get called “philistine” often enough, and it shows

Living through late-stage capitalism brings novel horrors, minute-by-minute, but at least we have Slayyyter

Honestly, if one or two things had gone differently in my life, I’d be a Disney adult.

Speed runners: this is the worst game ever made, and I’ve dedicated my life to it

Scott Aukerman and Adam Scott sound like the same guy

She’s had a long day. This is self-care

In case media literacy isn’t your thing, the fact that Kim Davis is relevant again is indicative of a deep sickness in our government.

I don’t think Lisa Gilroy has ever said a genuine thing in the public eye, and I love her for that.

TIL about Chomsky Normal Form, and have had my mind sufficiently blown.

Flabbergasted that The Lemonheads released an album in our big year of 2025

I think they hate me. Why won’t they look at me?

I ADHDed myself into micro transaction hell

Lily from Duolingo hung up on me when I told her my parents were dead.

Someone called Taylor Swift the world’s oldest teenager, and I hope it sticks

Honestly, tripping at a haunted house sounds like a great experience