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Every time I see AI slop

I tried to paint my nails and I made a huge mess and then decided I didn’t like the red colour and now my nails are stained pink

I sound like a bitch but my dad is so incompetent that I’ve stolen the backup wifi and only I’m gonna be using it. My mums got unlimited data so she’s fine but my dad doesn’t. Until he fucking learns to sort shit out, no wifi for him 💅🏽

I’m wearing this to the kink party

My mum told me I’m overreacting when it comes to AI. Diva I have even begun to overreact.

I’ve played so much Fangtopia that when I close my eyes all I see is train tracks

And the wifi is down once more. I’m gonna go to the BT tower and jump from the top cause I cannot do this anymore.

Going to attempt to go to a rave on Halloween and then a kink party the day after. Pray for me.

Season two, episode ten of The Expanse is so fucking beautiful I could fucking cry

I’m fucking crying I’m catching up on RHOSLC and this diva pops up and I was like PAUSE I KNOW HER! I fucking met her in a bar in east London a few years ago I live!!!

Told my parents I ordered toilet paper from amazon and exactly when it was gonna arrive. Tell me why it’s 5 hours after it’s arrived, I just woke up from a nap and I found it sat outside. They also bought some before what I got turned up. I am going to scream.

Man I wish I was at that Turnstile show yesterday 😭

I’m sorry but that Doomsday promo with Scott calling Steve cap in front of Sam and then John’s stupid ass saying “I was Captain America for a minute.” SAM WILSON NEEDS TO KILL EVERYONE!!!!!

I’m talking to this guy on Feeld and he just said Lambrini Girls are awful. Those are fighting words…

Y’all fuck with Vivaldi? open.spotify.com/track/49C2Do...

I am gonna get violent with these idiot cunts that keep complaining that it’s cold and raining right now. It didn’t rain for like 2/3 months straight this year. People died cause of the heatwave and you’re crying cause of a bit of rain??? Get a grip.

OH?

I’ve only watched one episode of Last One Laughing Halloween and I’m fucking crying. This might the best show ever made 😂

Ohhhh sequel to Infinity Nikki I live

I’ve never watched and episode of Taskmaster but I’ve been all three episodes of Taskmistress 💅🏽💅🏽💅🏽

I’ve never played a Telltale game before and I just chose someone to get his leg cut off. Bro I am so sorry 😪

I’m gonna need all this retrograde and full moon shit to wrap it up immediately because I really feel like I’m going fucking insane

I’ve had everything and everyone message me and email me about the Bicep show that was just announced and at this point all this constant bombardment is making me not wanna go. SHUT UP I KNOW.

The wifi is gone again but my dad actually had the sense to get a backup cause I knew this would happen again. BT I will end you and your entire establishment.

I’m rewatching The Expanse and it’s so funny to me that one of the main actors got so much shit for being pro Palestine when how could you not be when you’re a fan of the show? Like were you paying attention at all??

WHO DID THE GIVEAWAY??? I WANNA SMOOCH YA!

I’ve been talking to this guy from the USA and he just told me he’s too scared to go to festivals in case there’s a shooting. Oof.

I woke up an hour ago thinking it was almost night time. It’s not even 2pm. WHY is it so dark out rn??

Fontaines DC and Rosalia really did a collab together. We’re so fucking lucky 😭😭

Gonna cry cause I just remembered this song. RIP Lil Chris 😭😪 open.spotify.com/track/4WAPTH...

This song may as well be the British national anthem like there hasn’t been a banger like it open.spotify.com/track/5s8LCF...

One day I’ll watch Project Hail Mary without crying…

When I finally have money to go can we do another Chicago meet up pls?? One of my best friends lives there so I just gotta get there 🌚

I would go to war for this diva