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Does Mitch McConnell’s urn have a hot spot or does he leech off someone else’s WiFi?

Spurs are going down. There’s no avoiding it now.

Almost 80 years of Defensive only nuclear doctrine is going to be overturned by a pedophile dementia patient. Great.

I bet she wishes she never took that bribe to drop the case against Trump University when she was FL AG.

sold my soul to cover up sex crimes and all I got are people spamming this meme

After the White House complained about an unflattering photo of Karoline Leavitt, it was removed from AFP and Getty’s systems. This is the photo in question. Please do not repost it. 👇

I am deeply anti-war. I will not vote for any NC Dem that supports this war.

Played so bad they killed someone.

Michael Oliver has made it a point to fuck over Spurs every match he refs for the last 10 years.

All this team does is break my heart and make me question all my life decisions.

This is why a responsible administration would spend months and months building a coalition with partner countries before launching an ongoing military action in a highly conflicted region of the world.

A good adjustment to make at halftime would be to set the dressing room on fire and nail the door shut from the outside. #coys

I’m not saying they should, but why is the Pentagon not able to create and train its own AI? Why do they rely on outside companies?

Prince Andrew is gonna squeal like the fat entitled piggie that he is.

Fuck this Nazi administration and fuck every single person that voted for it and supports it.

There’s no way Scott Jennings isn’t in the Epstein files.

So he’s happy to use power to protect Iranian citizens from an oppressive government but happy to use the same power to suppress and kill his own citizens.

So I woke myself up twice overnight shouting in my sleep because I couldn’t contain my anger. Things are great.

Europe should absolutely ban X and just cut the US off like a malignant cancer. Because right now the United States is a malignant cancer.

Spurs back 4 have absolutely given up. Just plain quit.

If I want to see a movie about a rich man and a prostitute I’ll stick with Pretty Woman.

Baker Mayfield doing Baker Mayfield things. #Panthers

Good. Hope he’s out for the rest of the season.

The Lewis family should gift all the LFC players Lambos.

I hate Liverpool more than I’ll ever hate Arsenal. And I fucking despise Arsenal

Frank out.

ICE is trafficking women and children.

Bring back Poch.

Spurs biggest rival is Narrative and Narrative is undefeated.

Is it just me or will this be the biggest rug pull, Charlie Brown kicking the football ever?

Lost in all this is how deeply unethical and morally bankrupt Wolff is.

Tottenham are the physical manifestation of a kick in the balls. We’re not allowed to be happy. Ever.

Neither Trump or Vance can pardon ICE agents for state or municipal crimes. Every ICE agent should be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Watching Tottenham right now is like sitting down to a meal of boiled chicken, dry wheat toast, and a room temperature tap water.

The reason MAGA pundits and pols have a hard time condemning those vile Young Republican chats is because they know there are chats and texts of them expressing the same vile thoughts and ideas.

Regardless of whether or not Trump is a grifter, many of the people working for him are true believers in white nationalism and theocracy.

Van Jones is exactly who and what we always knew he was. A fraud.

When this is all over and we right the ship, the role of this compliant media needs to be assessed and made accountable for abandoning their main mission.

How does one get a fair trial in a politically savvy sophisticated federal district with the president actively committing about your case and you personally?

Cui bono?

Not a penny of socialism for a single farmer. Bootstrap yourself, motherfuckers.

After 10 years of watching Donald Trump shit the bed, the Brits are actually gonna put Nigel Farage in #10 Downing Street.

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Find someone who loves you as much as @espn.com loves burying the same kind of stories that they used to break on the reg. They’re using the credibility they built up to protect their corporate partners.

I can’t begin to express how angry I am to see an American president threaten an American city with military violence. They. Are. Nazis.

This is never going to end, is it?

This week has been a week where it feels like the chaos and stupidity will never end.

Did Trump being absent since last week have anything with his crypto currency launch yesterday?

If Biden disappeared for a week and then made a mysterious announcement about a mysterious announcement, the media would be in a feeding frenzy. No one has failed harder in the last 9 months than American political news media.