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1st Waymo experience. Not impressed.

Sadly, due to a quirk in the schedule, the Denver Broncos have to play 16 more games.

Trump Lagoon.

Republicans in Wyoming are considering redrawing their Congressional district!

I suspect prices on Russian mail order brides will start dropping dramatically soon.

So, boycott the USPS? I haven't snail mailed something in forever.

Should have hired the same paint contractor that does Trump's face!

When mollusks are outlawed.....

Should have signed up for Blue Origin Prime.

Wait! Xi is 5'10". Somebody forget their lifts?

Avs 9, Wild 6?!!! Juiced puck?

Oz couldn't read the would-be assassin's mind? Seriously?

Why doesn't Pete Hegseth ever quote Isaiah 36:12 (King James Version?) Very inspiring!

I am not Spartacus. I am Jose Jimenez.

Too bad bite-mark forensics have been somewhat discredited.

Trump's Bay of Pigs?

HIS HAIR!!!!

My friend called me wondering if I had called him. I told him I didn't think I did, but when I checked my call history, there it was. My phone had been in my front pants pocket. Damn my big cock!

Trump Sewer Pipe, maybe?

Watching 60 Minutes, bawling my eyes out!

Yumyum not impressed with new baby sister Lala.

Jesus didn't rise after 3 days. Just got the date wrong on the paperwork. Embarrassing.

Watching Ghosts of Mississippi. Tried to place the actor who played Morris Dees. 1st I thought That Girl Marlowe Thomas's boyfriend, Ted Bessel, but it wasn't in his filmography. It finally came to me: MASH's Trapper John, Wayne Rogers. Today is my 72nd BD, so some brain cells still working.

Westminster Dog Show, totally rigged. Stolen. The FBI is raiding their offices as we speak. Scooping up fraudulent ballots.

I'm concerned that the FBI agents in Georgia have ordered massive amounts of Wite-Out and black ink pens.

Whenever anyone encounters ICE agents, keep repeating "My name Jose Jimenez."

The blood of patriots and tyrants.

Vecma on Air Force One?

Just to be clear: Minneapolis and St. Paul are FRATERNAL twin cities.

Ako si buang kaayo!

My squirrels are great! Using their little tails to wipe the snow off my panels. And they literally work for peanuts!

Here's a troubling thought: Could AI become depressed and suicidal and create a virus that would completely kill all data systems (computers, phones, the internet, etc) so that we are basically back to a pre-electronic era? There would be no money in any form except cash.

Yes, you can keep him, South Korea.

Even though I've had a real live girlfriend for some time now, I still catch myself reaching for the tire pressure gauge.

I hear Melania uses an auto-penis.

Had my latest colonoscopy today, all clear. Still basking in the afterglow!

Saw some rare scrotumulus clouds on my walk yesterday.

Peaceful but enthusiastic here in Broomfield, CO. My 1st protest & I'm 71.

Saw this cute family on my walk.

Gathering pre-reopening customer feedback at the Broomfield Colorado Bay Aquatic Park.

Bruce (Sears Craftsman push mower I named after the mechanical shark in Jaws) makes short work of native Colorado grasses. Still going strong after 55 years!

Enjoying his free day at the pool.

On the map, the border between North and South Dakota is also a straight line, looks like it was "drawn with a ruler." The obvious action is to merge the two into just "Dakota." Then Canada will be the 50th state. No need to change the flag! Am I right?!

Due to my inquiries into replacing my gas furnace with a ccASHP (cold climate Air Source Heat Pump) and learning how to start using Ubuntu instead of Microsoft, I set a new PR of 46 open tabs on my browser!

THE ALL CAPS IS LOSING ITS AFFECT. NEED A BIGGER FONT!

I'm still learning one dimensional chess, I think.

● New PR: 35 tabs open on my browser!

Time for huge tariffs on chainsaws?

Today: ● Learned how to put a bullet point in a text

More bullets: • Continued breathing • Used Amazon to locate items that I then bought elsewhere • At my grocery, reported to customer service that my shopping cart had 4 perfectly functioning wheels