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There has to be a way to reach rhe punners through the ether and slap them upside the head. No, I will not explain.

Disposed of sour cream expired in 2024 that was in my fridge. I hope the little civilization in there recovers ok.

I saw a hunting bat yesterday! Never saw one in NYC before.

*feeling weird*

What if T-Rex had tentacles.

Wish I was dead. At least Hell is dry heat.

#cat

If you don't ever tickle your cat's foot, do you even have a cat?

Only You Can Prevent Forest Fires.

I really don't want to go out into inferno today. Gods bless AC.

It's hot in NYC today. It's breast boobily weather. If you know, you know.

#cat

I am going to start taking a drink for every dead pet post in my feed.

I just spent 30 min knitting after a long dry spell. Knitting is magic.

I really don't want the answer to this question, but the algorythm is making me very confused: why is the king of being a puppy equates to the kink of wearing dipers. Also, can the algorythm stop shoping me both of these?

I turned on my air conditioner. It was not working right last year, but what if the winter fixed it.

I don't know who needs to hear this, but please don't name your child "Variola".

Do you sometimes read a comment and wonder: how low did this person duck to muss the point of this post?

Gods I am tired.

I hate #mornings .

This weekend and always, NO LILIES FOR KITTIES. www.fda.gov/animal-veter...

It's not enough that I have to get dressed and go to work, it has to rain too.

And I just accidentally triggered myself Just shoot me.

How many cats got adopted because of internet propaganda? Keep doing excellent job, internet.

Cat allowed himself to be picked up and cuddled, accompanied by purrs. Confirmation that the world is ending.

Blood. Blood. Blood.

If you don't meow at your #cat , are you even a cat person? 🤷‍♀️

Ok, this is increadible, but I hope it is not as painful as it looks. #that_dress

When will my #AO3 come back from the war....

So much cat hair.

Which reminds me: what did I do that my algorithm insist on showing me dogboy and catgirl posts.

I have questions about people who sensor their pet's genitals when they post their pictures. Like non-human pets, I mean.

Here is a video of a frozen creek that had begun to thaw, and the water was flowing beneath the thin ice on top. I took this because it was soothing and wonderfully bloopy and I wanted to listen to it for hours. You are all welcome to enjoy it, too. Let your brain settle here and rest for a moment.

He is trying to get third supper out of me. #cat

Solvable via duct tape?

Kitty is not feeling well. Good wishes are appreciated. Feel free to bend the ear of Deity of your choice. * frets*

So tired.

I am so bored right now.

Gods, I am tired.

I really don't want to dress and go outside to commute to work. I have a warm purring cat at home!

You ever wonder what you did to trigger an algorithm? Amazon no longer thinks I am post partum, but it's sure I am a Voodoo practitioner.

I need soooo much force of will to drag myself to work. Thoughts and prayers appreciated.

Got my flu and COVID shots this weekend. Hoping that I will at least not get those. Last winter I had three pretty serious URIs and I was already sick this July.

When is it gonna be enough

So, my cold(?) has moved to coughing part of the program. I do not approve.

And there is a sound of cat screaming 24/7. You know the screaming. The kind that makes you want to tear your ears off.