Carl Kloster

I would have played the hell out of this game.

You could have AI make a sign I guess. But when’s the last time you colored with CRAYONS?

Sending a memo to my team (me) to not get interested in any game like this. I will find other things made by people to spend my time with.

Big Walk was everything I needed in a gaming experience this year.

It is absolutely preferable to not pick up the cigarette in the first place news.berkeley.edu/2026/10/09/u...

The killer app for my standing desk at work is lifting the desk surface up to make eating soup easier at lunch time.

Very likely the best 5bux you'll spend all day. It's funny, it's got heart, and it's a beautiful adventure you shouldn't miss.

Thinking about giving my kid a cd boombox for Christmas with a variety of CDs. Stuff I know he likes, stuff I think he might like. So if anyone wants to make cool suggestions for CDs to get him into just as he turns 12 let me know.

He doesn’t need Infinity Vision, he has perfect sight.

@realinfowars.bsky.social I would give a reasonable amount of money if the Info Wars album was put onto a vinyl record. I guess I'll just have to stream it from BIG TECH until then. music.apple.com/us/album/inf...

Been sitting thinking about how Disney did all those live action versions of movies to middling reviews, when they could have just made them Muppet movies. Muppet Moana. Muppet Cinderella. Muppet Lion King. Gonzo and Stitch. They could have done these and they’d probably have been pretty good.

And then Info Wars: The Junior Novelization (with 8 pages of full color photos)

Wishing Mitch another lucrative 40 years in the senate

I'm glad it seems they kept from giving Link a voice in the Ocarina remake. But they should have gone one step further and given him signs like Wile E. Coyote.

It’s 78 outside so why not make chili and eat it in the sun. Hell yah.

If you like reading about songs and what they mean to the person making them this is a dang good deal. Plus the cards are great and the pin is adorable. Best deal you’ll find today!

There are ways you can tell places that have a Sir Mix-A-Lot problem.

It's what the people want.

July has been making up for the huge bummer that June was. Looking forward to some neat things I get to be a part of in the near future.

Look, the Fonz is cool. But I am not sitting on this thermos.

Dang what a good ass time that was. Even with the contractural bebop.

Kind of mad at myself I didn't order two. One to wear of course. And one to burn in tribute. Or tie-dye. One of those two equal things. store.theonion.com/products/inf...

Sometimes I drive by the McDonald's that has a big glass wedge shape on the front of it. That wedge had a purpose, in it sat a grand piano and a Mac Tonight animatronic. I don't know where I'm going with this. I just miss animatronics in restaurants.

Hey Seattle area folks! Join me in seeing @nicklutsko.bsky.social July 17th! Add on the VIP meet and greet to your ticket to join me in the crowd and I will gladly give you a Nick Lutsko holographic trading card if you come say hi. (Unless TSA confiscates them from my luggage)

In the immortal words of The Smash Mouths: "Only shooting stars break the mold" Gone too soon Infowars Elf. www.infowarself.com

C’mon infowarriors, make him play the dang elf song live.

What the actual hell fan.

Sometimes the world sucks but at least I get to still be enraptured by simple things like water vapor floating through the atmosphere.

Man, this would be a fun gig if I felt I could give it the time it deserves. And my demo reel would only consist of: youtu.be/xF2TcxWx-24

Oh yeah, my buddies are back.

Felt right to put my new Tux and Fanny painting up on the wall with a 5.25” floppy disc and a Don Hertzfeldt print. Thanks for helping make my office a friendlier place @albertbirney.bsky.social

Congrats Steven on your new film. I’ll be in Hollywood playing the Peppermint Club in exactly one month

I had to say goodbye to this wonderful guy yesterday and it sucks. Hug your loved ones. Scritch behind their ears. Every moment might be a memory worth keeping.

Be the toad you wanna see in the world.

Eagerly waiting for my freeblockbuster.org box to ship. I bought some used dvd lots off eBay to build up a stock (in addition to ripping them for my jellyfin server) and I just want to set it up in my yard.

@kentuckeraudley.bsky.social and I have started a Patreon and Substack - called * Person House is Making Movies * It's an inside glimpse at our creative process & films in development. There will be exclusive new stuff every week. First vid is live now, including images/animation from a new film 🐰🥚

His ears, they were erased.

"I am clearly not cut out to help people make life choices." Tomorrow.

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Like, dude, I have a no soliciting sign.

My friends need to STOP BEING SICK so I can get this going myself but, Land of Eem pdfs (core rulebook, bestiary, sandbox and more) for ~$18 is a steal. Reading it makes me excited to run it. I don’t know how I can hype it more than that. Also the art is a treat! bundleofholding.com/presents/Lan...