Tim Graham

I would never just consume a full cup of straight sour cream, but if you put onion soup powder in it and give me some chips that’s another story

The most astonishing thing to come out of this Ethan Klein thing is the fact that people enjoy that kind of content or whatever it is

When I first saw Ghostbusters as a kid I knew what I was watching was fiction, but I also sort of thought ghost busting was a real career someone could have

One of the pillars of Republican ideology is “always side with abusers and oppressors”. Another is “always double down when challenged or caught lying”

I have a feeling Elon could be visited by three ghosts on Christmas Eve and be an even bigger POS the following day

I wonder how many thanksgiving tables this year will have a place set for an iPad so an uncle’s AI girlfriend can be included?

Somebody made a monkey’s paw wish for a gay president and we got a fascist who’s obsessed with examining men’s bodies

They’ve enshittified my floss

We don’t have to say “on the rocks”, we can just say “with ice”. This isn’t a 1940s film noir. Do you also call legs “gams”?

One thing that turns me off of a sci-fi book is if there is a religious element. I want to read about weird aliens and cosmic mysteries, not Space Catholics or clones of Buddha and Jesus co-captaining a spaceship (actual examples)

It’s kind of crazy to see James Hetfield try to reframe Metallica as an apolitical band who stands for “love” when their whole early era (from which their most beloved songs came from) was decidedly anti-war and anti-Christian.

For a number of reasons, I am grateful not to have any children

So either James Hetfield is a right winger afraid of alienating the left with his politics, or he’s a lib who’s afraid of offending Nazis. Either way, he’s a chickenshit.

Top Ramen boasts “No Added MSG” like they’re doing you a solid but then has 1200mg sodium per serving (I know there’s quality instant ramen out there… I only eat this stuff once in a great while and don’t use the packets anyhow)

A company called ArtCraft used AI to reverse engineer all of Adobe’s software and recreate them completely. I hate AI but I also hate Adobe. But this could actually destroy Adobe if they aren’t able to win some sort of legal case against ArtCraft.

Tech guys when they make their first billion: “I finally have enough money to start really making life hell for regular people”

At this point can we all agree that the internet has been a net* negative for humanity? *pun only kind of intended

Priority seating for people wearing one argyle sock and carrying a giant SIM card removal tool

NYC has been woke as hell for at least 50 years as evidenced by the envelope they mailed my birth certificate in.

Why does Trump get to nap at work and I don’t?

Watchin quibi on a zune

Is there any evidence that AI is capable of coming up with cures for diseases or is that just something they like to say?

You know what could’ve prevented this? Shag carpeting in the lab. www.thetimes.com/world/europe...

It’s a good day to remember that Toby Keith is no longer bespoiling the earth

Trump has been in control of all branches of government for nearly two years now and is still (according to him) getting dunked on by the ‘deep state’ regularly.

I remember a guy in college who was so dedicated to lo-fi that he took the new Smog CD (which he felt was too clean) and recorded it through his four track onto tape to add hiss and noise

“If you don’t use AI you’ll get left behind” Isn’t the point of these AI platforms that they do all the work and thinking for you? Doesn’t seem like much to get left behind from.

I thought I couldn’t hate AI more, but then they announced it’s called SI and my hatred doubled

So many Federal employees’ careers are now dedicated to making people miserable

If I use Safari to look at Reddit on my phone, this pops up after a minute and bricks the browser. Like you have to restart or manually do “Hide Distracting Items” for 3 or 4 elements.

Thank you for the notification that I have notifications turned off

Iced coffee is repulsive. Show up to the interview with a scalding mug of black coffee to show you mean business

I thought I read that John Waters was going to be directing a Star Wars movie, but then I saw it’s someone called Jon Watts and my interest immediately withered

Am I alone in not understanding why people are freaking out about this Nathan Fielder Theranos lady movie?

My inner monologue while browsing in a charming little independent shop: if you don’t buy something this place will go out of business and it’s all your fault

People are not excited about AI in the same way they were about past paradigm-disrupting tech because this one is only offering to take your job and destroy humanity.

They made Beetlejuice 2 and it kind of sucked and everyone just forgot about it

Is the white part of her mouth teeth or bottom lip? I’ve been wrestling with this for years

From the trailer it appears Whalefall is The Martian but inside of a whale

How much is this Murder Arch going to cost us?

My doctor recommended I drink more bantha milk to boost my midichlorian levels

I still don’t understand why short videos on social media platforms play on a loop. Why would someone want to watch a 20 second video again immediately?

Diners after watching The Bear: “This restaurant must not be very good - nobody’s screaming or throwing things in the kitchen”

One thing tech billionaire “geniuses” like Thiel, Musk and Karp have in common is an inability to articulate a coherent thought in an interview. They should get whoever groomed Zuckerberg, who can now nearly pass as human

I have a morbid interest in reading Dungeon Crawler Carl to see if it’s as awful as it sounds

In the future, people who can write and draw without using AI will be viewed as wizards Or possibly burned as witches

I don’t know what this means but it sounds ominous.

I begrudgingly bought tickets on evil Ticketmaster. What a miserable experience filled with little pitfalls to try and upsell ant trick you into agreeing to all kinds of bullshit extra charges. This is why I prefer DIY shows.

I have it on good authority that the Covid vaccine mass die-off will occur any day now.