Cipher

Everyone should start getting full social security benefits at 24

We are in absolute peak BLT season right now.

dumb, slutty little girls like me exist for pervy gooner shut-ins to masturbate to and project fantasies onto! ❤️🥰 get wayyyy too attached to me. fall hopelessly in love with me and stroke your needy cock while you think about me! ✨

Christina Aguilera sings “What a Wonderful World” at the Barack Obama Presidential Center opening. Edited for format.

Someone should make a list called “brokesky” and put all the poor people on it

Can it give me money for free too or just a bunch of homework?

guys i dont want to go tomorrow to work i want to play skateboards

Need a gf who thinks making out topless with her bestie while I jerk off in front of them counts as date night.

Cumming to Megan fox tonight

Just saw a commercial showing the people opening doors on their couch hiding areas to get their beer and popcorn. Well, what do you do when the doors don't open, starve and die of thirst. No thanks I don't need a couch with doors.

Scott Adams has done more good for Hindus than Zack Snyder. Full stop.

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Dreaming about jade raymond

After the revolution, we will all be spoiled Beverly hills mall girls. The whole world will be that

I think we can all agree that makeup should be free

youtu.be/1OrNS2zbTZg Very moving and powerful art

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I need a manic pixie dream girl

I support dilbert

Anyone know a woman like this who is single?

genuinely want to be someone’s housewife, yes babe i’ll cook and clean and suck your cock whenever you want, i’ll do anything for you <3333 i promise i’ll be the best housewife i can be!! <333

I seriously need Ozempic Olivia Wilde. Does anyone have her number?

Is it weird I like girls nudes so much better than guys and porn of girls but when it comes to sex I just want a guy to fuck the shit out of me and that’s the hottest thing

I don’t study and I don’t work and I should have a mansion