timmer for president 2026 (tim cotter)

i have added donations page. donations will cover the costs of running the website. anything beyond that will go to people harmed by this administrations. timmer for president www.timmerforpresident.org

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we must punish lying. timmer for president

what do ya'll think: is the proposed slids reference document too terse or just right? github.com/timmerov/sli...

if undocumented homicided at citizen rates then there would be 363 deaths. banana for scale. timmer for president

me to putin: get the fark out of ukraine. including crimea. return all children. pay reparations. me to zelenski: i negotiated with russia without your input. please accept the deal and win me political points. k? thx. timmer for president

glaciers melt. water mass moves from mountaintops to sea level. the earth spins faster. timmer for president www.thetimes.com/uk/science/a...

it's now cheaper to take mass transit than to drive. thanks, trump. timmer for president

he's a loot box hero, (got scars on his thighs) yeah, lute box hero, (bard in disguise) with that orc guitar (stares for its size)

happy dolly parton day. 9/25 www.youtube.com/watch?v=fw_C...

flock wants you to respect their privacy. timmer for president theintercept.com/2026/09/24/h...

ai seems to be in a "crazed glass" stage. crazed glass used to be evidence of arson. lotta innocent folks were convicted cause firemen sprayed water on hot windows. the ai industry seems to be (wisely) re-evaluating its assumptions about vulnerabilities. timmer for president

will ai cause a mass extinction event? irrelevant. humans will cause a mass extinction event with or without ai. timmer for president

trump is popular because he is the wolf who says he'll eat the blue sheep. red sheep be like: yes! eat those blue sheep. the blue wolf is terrifying to red sheep because if you don't know who the wolf is going to eat, it's going to eat you. timmer for president

if dems win they'll pass univeral healthcare. which is $8k per person. so the vote hinges on people understanding that 8 is bigger than 5. and that the $8k benefit is much much more likely than the $5k promise of a known grifter. timmer for president

offering people $5k if republicans win isn't illegal. it's socialism. timmer for president

this pic is gonna kick me in feels for a long time. we laid to rest my mother's eldest brother at the naval academy this week.

half of america is authoritarian. red states and blue states need to go their separate ways. timmer for president

bro, leave her alone to feed her child the way god intended. sheehs. it's actually kinda embarrassing we have to say this. timmer for president

the bsky smut-pushers think i'm gay. i must be gay cause i don't follow the titty jigglers. logic.

the egg by andy weir is a youtube movie. www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6fc...

meanwhile, in civilized countries. timmer for president

shut them down. timmer for president

holy schist. xkcd.com/3284/

save the cheerleader, save the world. shit. www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

okay. that's just cool.

this will be one of the cooler years of this century. we're baked. timmer for president e360.yale.edu/digest/el-ni...

blue states that are reporting cyber attacks on infrastructure. red states are being hit too. they either don't know. or they're actively not talking about it. timmer for president

call it draconic socialism. where a literal dragon eats the richest person if it sees poor people. timmer for president

universal health care. crush fascism. abolish slavery. timmer for president www.msn.com/en-us/money/...

universal health care. crush fascism. timmer for president

we need to: change the way we vote, bring back the news and punish lying, universal health care, tax the rich. timmer for president

north america used to have 50 million beavers. now we have 5 million. they are natural climate change mitigators. they build dams. they remove fuel for fires. they hydrate the forest. they create habitat for fish and other animals. we need more beavers. timmer for president

universal health care. crush fascism. tax the rich. timmer for president

which suggests the obvious solution: don't share the country with them. red states and blue states need to go their separate ways. timmer for president

failing marriage is spot on. red states and blue states need to go their separate ways. timmer for president

burning the candle at all three ends.

when i was a kid, we watched the news. an honest to god source of truth. we don't have that any more. and it's the main reason why we are were we are today. timmer for president

what we need is for red states and blue states to go their separate ways. we don't need an exciting center-left moderate. we need a progressive to boldly fix everything that's borken. re-merge with the red states in a couple of generations. but man, the future's gonna hit hard. timmer for president

universal health care. crush fascism. timmer for president