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This has to be one for @mrjamesob.bsky.social to unpick tomorrow. How one goes from a minor cog in the leave campaign to actively advocating for the return of the death penalty for the Reform Party. I mean, JFC.

Jeremy Hunt’s what, @mrjamesob.bsky.social ?? 🤣

I really hope @mrjamesob.bsky.social is listening to the Nick Ferrari interview with Suella Braveman where she said she was writing a book about “my struggle”.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social the Burnham Optimism Barometer is going to tick up after this speech.

I now know WAY more about meningitis that I did 36 hours ago. Thankfully eldest was discharged with viral, rather than the deadly bacterial, meningitis earlier this evening. All brought on with a holy cluster fuck of Covid, the flu and rhinovirus all the same time. 🤧

. @mrjamesob.bsky.social it’s a long listen, but well worth it to understand the historic relationship between Wales and England. If you have time, I implore you listen to it all. The listening is made easier by the fact the lecture is delivered by Michael Sheen. m.youtube.com/watch?v=bbVd...

Outside of the Bluesky echo chamber, this new cabinet (Milliband aside) is being responded to reasonably positively.

Healy to No.11. Didn’t see that one coming

#BindependenceDay

Thanks Nigel, you CUNT. Madrid airport. The EU citizen queue was non existent.

Having to wear the cursed tie again. Second time this week.

lol

Just realised I have 6 more times of getting up and having breakfast with one of my children before they go to school 😭😭😭

I appear to have upset politically illiterate BlueSky

Caroline is spot on here. But some of the comments are like the like the puritanical, childish, GCSE politics student thinking we saw with Magic Grandpa that led to a Johnson government.

Wes, you silly cunt. I said “DON’T” be a cunt, not “DO” be a cunt.

Dear Wes, please don’t be a cunt. Yours, Sensible people who don’t want chaos.

Well, I hope Catherine West, whoever the fuck she actually is, is pleased with the deal financial pain she has caused the entire UK with higher interest rate and borrowing costs as a result of her wanting 15 seconds of fame.

Breaking news. Forgot my trainers for the gym, and have opted for no shoes, rather than leather work shoes as the safer play.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social pertinent to your current conversation, I’ve recently discovered a new band who have written a beautiful but sad song about losing a loved one to addiction. It’s called “au pays du cocaine” by Geese. Give it a listen.

Interesting flight path for this Abu Dhabi to Cairo, which should be west north west. Not due north directly into Iran, followed by a quick 180, then what appears to be evasive manoeuvres before hot footing it back to Ab Dab to be held in a stack 🤔

As of today, all of my children are now adults. How did that happen???

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you: Hello, I’m a patch of sheet ice that I hit at approximately 70mph on a black slope in Zell am See when I was 14 (with no helmet on). My bindings froze solid and I ended up in the krankenhaus for weeks with multiple fractures. I still ski.

Feliz Navidad from Madrid.

I have logged off and will be having my first break of longer than 4 days this calendar year.

I’m not a violent man, but all I want for Christmas is to wake up tomorrow and see that Jake Paul has been sparked the fuck out inside 30 seconds. It’s not too much to ask, is it?

. @mrjamesob.bsky.social how’s this for an unhinged headline. Look at when they said Labour came into power. www.facebook.com/share/17SVZF...

Agreeing the heads of terms for a £37m solar farm at 9am. Feels like progress, at least locally to me.

The fun of my job. Someone was supposed to repay us £5m yesterday. They paid it, but not to us. We went £5m overdrawn as a result. They’re now trying to work out who the hell they paid £5m to, get it back from them, then give it to us.

Walking out of my daughter’s flat in Madrid to go and catch a flight home, having just settled her in her new home for a year feels very weird!

Well the @radiohead.wastehq.social ticketing site absolutely fucking sucks. In the queue then when I got to the purchasing part it’s blocked me. Exactly the same thing happened to others I know too. And it’s nothing to do with my iPhone settings. Absolute bullshit.

One of my nephews got a 4 A*s, which whilst incredible, and I’m massively proud of him, he’s basically shat on everyone else’s A level performances for the rest of eternity.

When you’re sitting down having a quiet beer and then your mate’s dog appears

@mrjamesob.bsky.social “If you’re in a hotel”……. The mind boggles. Who cleared this for posting? If you happen to be in a hotel somewhere and you also happen to deliver stuff, DEPORTATION FOR YOU! www.facebook.com/share/p/1LYg... (Screenshot before they delete it)

When the CEO is getting recommended for an OBE for a project that you single handedly delivered yourself, from concept to full delivery.

A nice contrast for @mrjamesob.bsky.social to open with tomorrow morning!

Wearing flip flops all day and forgot to pack trainers for the gym 🤦‍♂️

One of the reasons I love my village….. daughter back from uni is working at the pub. I was there for a pint and it was rammed so jumped behind the bar to help. On the way back, I popped into the community pub for a pint. Saw a massive queue so went to help for 2 mins. Got away an hour later 🤣

People who leave their bag on a seat on a train that is absolutely packed, with 100s of people standing, should be banned from sitting on a train for the rest of their lives.

Just watched my son drive off for the first time on his own (having passed his test this morning). He’s making full use of not having to feed the wheel anymore 🤣