Tim Platt

The oldest question in podcasting, answered at long last!

Fountain, Pen

⛲🖊️🔌RUDE TALES OF MAGIC 🔌🖊️⛲ Blue Kindness High Episode 16: Fountain, Pen

hi everyone! here is the cover of The Tower, designed by akiko stehrenberger. i cannot believe how beautiful it is. i can't wait to hold it.

Heart v. Song

Heart v. Song

fixed it

as Caesar once to crown my son has thrice asked for and, once given, rejected a slice of clementine

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(🎶Blue Kindness High🎶) 🎶Skaven Big Bell🎶

Gelmire and Meredith

Every time I play Katya I feel like I have to remind people I’m nothing like her

The 2nd episode in what is the first real 'arc' on These Those. Such a momentous occasion that it demanded the full cast. I'm talkin @alifisher.bsky.social @bransonreese.bsky.social @whirringblender.bsky.social @timplatt.bsky.social. Would you believe they're all really funny in it? Don't miss it!

🪑🪑🪑OH THESE, THOSE STARS OF SPACE!🪑🪑🪑 Episode 112: The Sisters Protocol

fixed it

“eau yih?”

This should be Halloween's "All I Want For Christmas Is You"

HALLOWEEN SONG

HALLOWEEN SONG

sketchbook rude tales doodles. because They are always on my mind

It's a great time to catch up on Blue Kindness High because they just got to the mall!

INFINITY MALL ARC GOING STRONG

This episode is Looney Tunes for sure

SPOILERS: Sbarro has a meatball in this one

🛍️🤑👟RUDE TALES OF MAGIC👟🤑🛍️ Blue Kindness High episode 15: Mall Quiet on the Western Front art19.com/shows/rude-t...

Rude Tales of Magic: It’ll Make Your Neighbors Concerned!™️

you all rely on me being graceful. you’re all so lucky I appreciate the opportunity to practice virtue.

“I’m behind on Blue Kindness High” is just another way of saying “I’m before Feeling Amazing”

I'm behind on Blue Kindness High, I gotta catch up on Blue Kindness High, everyone should listen to Blue Kindness Highhhhh

Our wiki has begun to catalog all the times I minimize, misspell, obscure, or outright omit Tim's name from these

they go to Zales!!!!

TOMORROW art by @bransonreese.bsky.social

Tornados are HORRIBLE

Here is my stand-up comedy special Butterfly Pavilion 🦋🎨 I hope you enjoy 👽 youtu.be/9OYtBmBqFO0

Thinking Bout Wemby and his odd loss in the final round of the NBA Finals to the New York Knicks

Some animal jokes from my upcoming special Butterfly Pavilion

ONE TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: I don’t like AI THE OTHER TYPE OF PERSON ON SOCIAL MEDIA: Pretty naïve of you to say that when it just zip zorped the gringle in less than seven kleebs. SEVEN. KLEEBS.

if you join the Swan Boy Patreon then it’s almost certain that you’ll eventually learn the exact playlist this one appearance character listens to on long walks and it’ll be very good

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Thinking Bout Wemby and his odd loss in the final round of the NBA Finals to the New York Knicks

if you have it

folks, i can't tell you how many times i've rewatched this ad *that republicans are paying people to see*

only moral treats this year

If you are required by a court order to only listen to podcasts on Spotify, all missing episodes of Blue Kindness High have been restored! If you listen to podcasts literally anywhere else, all episodes of every campaign are always available!

This is genuinely one of the funniest episodes in the entire Rude Tales run. I think you do get more out of it if you're familiar with Frasier, but the characters are so archetypal and hilarious that it's not required.