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blueoceangames.com?referrer=e69... I have 2 games submitted to Rising Tide. Being selected to develop them for two years would be a life changing experience.

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It's kind of crazy to think there's one real job we all need to REALLY trust and rely on. Who we need when we really need them. And it's the job that lies and fucks up so often we make them all wear cameras?

What's your dancing style like? I learned from the best. And glued my feet to the floor.

Name removed because it doesn't matter. But god do I hate this. It is not remotely underrated. It made 220 million off a 47 million budget.

There have been incredible philosophers, who looked at the human condition. How we work, what even is morality. Some of them saw great truths, eons ahead of their time.

Every person is nun-binary. You are either a nun or you are not a nun.

I can handle this one. They are robots. In disguise.

The sheer speed at which dudes online switch to big words the moment a woman calls them out.

Do we actually have any better jokes than Meowdy and Yee Claw? This reporter; says no.

Today we pray for a minority government with the greens filling in the ranks. Please deliver us Australia.

Peter Dutton DOES NOT want people to see this

ARE YOU NOT NOT NOT NOT ENTERTAINED??? -Maximus Negativius

Meta uses a special counting system. The one you use when teaching a toddler who has no interest in being there.

This would all have gone better if you elected a bear in the woods instead.

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SO many women have the most amazing pun names on social media. They're always exceptional. Someone named Elle, is MissElle2. Alaura is Alaurabidingcitizen. This is top tier name building skills.

There's this one game where you play as a hedgehog. Which doesn't sound that fun. But then you run real fast and turn into a ball and skip most of the level you were there to play and go "Whoa, that was fun".

Bram Stoker: What if the undead drank your blood and couldn't be killed? Mary Shelley: What if the dead were reassembled and came to life? Edgar Allen Poe: What if bird?

In July my children turn 13 and 23. Which means until my next birthday, the oldest is half my age. In November, one Friday night they will be EXACTLY half my age in days. So we're going to dinner together to celebrate this once in a lifetime moment.

Late in life realising how much of my sense of humour was crafted and curated by the little joke snippets filling space in Nana's Readers Digest collection.

Switch 2 Direct is at midnight. Predictions: - New mainline 3d Mario title. - BOTW coming back for an enhanced/DLC added version - Mario Kart 9 with a new multiplayer mechanic - Some other big RPG talk. - EA or Ubi being announced with a bunch of titles coming to Switch 2

No surprise here.

It's nice to have a plan. What if we just didn't talk for 2 weeks because life was busy, and then I was anxious and on edge about starting the conversation again and tried a hundred times and never sent it, and you think I don't like you and we never talk again. 😭

I once killed a guy in Overwatch with like 3 bombs at once, AND he flew off a cliff. Moments later he left the game. So I said in chat "I hit him so hard I knocked him off the internet" and everyone laughed. And I think I might have peaked there.

How come we only get one cereal in landscape and all the others are portrait mode?

When your code throws a "Can't be null" error on a line with no variables. :| I've done something... insane. Let's find it!

Agents of SHIELD. Season 2. When Fitz covers up the bloodwork and lies to protect Skye. It was such a beautiful moment. He's at rock bottom himself and he makes sure she's ok and puts himself in serious harms way for her. 😭

The problem with giant squishmallows. Like truly giant ones, is that there is a finite amount of them one child can posess. We already own a crab the size of her. There is no space to sleep or cuddle with another monstrous squishmallow.

I did not know Hailey Bieber was attached to Justin. I didn't really know who she was, but just thought "Oh same name". :|

Well, this is 46. 🥳

I love the Froga.