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Moms are the best. I told my mom how bummed I was that Costco discontinued its Kirkland brand protein powder. She bought me a jug of protein powder from Kohls. It is genuinely the worst thing I've ever tasted. She's so cute.

Every time I'm in a Lowe's and I want to find something in the store so I open up the Lowe's website on my phone, it defaults to a Lowe's location that is like 70 miles away.

Bowers and Kelce should have to cover each other, like the NBA.

If I ever were in a Body Snatchers situation, I bet I would get a big laugh out of doing the point-and-scream thing as a bit.

I'm watching Abel Ferrara's 1981 exploitation flick Ms. 45 and I was absolutely not ready for a Mr. Met cameo.

Following all the fun and excitement of the World Cup, I'm trying to get more into soccer, so I'm watching the Premiere League, but it's just not the same without hydration breaks.

Daniel Day-Lewis in Lincoln is one of the truly great performances. In awe every time I watch it.

I love that HBO now has a channel where they just binge run season of their back catalogue of TV shows. Season 3 of The Wire just started, the project towers just fell and it's going to lead to a Barksdale war built on a lie.

This movie is like ALL THAT HEAVEN ALLOWS with the opposite message: "Actually, you SHOULD worry more about what the ladies at cocktail parties think than your own happiness."

I like how in Batman (1989), Joker had matching jackets made for his goons. Great way to build camaraderie and unity of purpose.

I like that "Choosin' Texas" song because it's like a country yacht rock song. It's pontoon rock.

#tcmparty

90s-era anti-sellout mentality was fun because a band would get s video played on MTV once a week on Monday morning at 1:13 am and we'd be like, "Awww man, we lost another one."

This is such a heartbreaking Homer face. He just wanted to be recognized as employee of the month 😭

Do you think anyone has seen The Odyssey in IMAX 70mm without telling people that they saw it in IMAX 70mm?

Great moment in the Hitch Rewatchables podcast when @minakimes.bsky.social is flabbergasted while Bill and @vanlathan.bsky.social talk about their love of Fools Rush In.

It would be nice if the teams laid down their arms and agreed to be co-champions. It would be a good example for the children of the world in this time of strife.

There should be a "One Shining Moment" montage after the World Cup Final.

It's incredible how good the chicken parm sub from the Wallington Deli is.

Messi said he's never faced England before.  To me, this is the great thing about the World Cup. Two teams from totally different parts of the world with no connection or history going at it on the pitch. It doesn't get any better!

I wouldn't be surprised if Gianni Infantino set some sort of record for climate damage via air travel during this World Cup.

I sent one (1) Instagram post to my wife that relates to something funny our daughter does and now my feed is like 95% parentslop.

Also, reupping from when they showed this three weeks ago: #tcmparty

It's the meme scene. #TCMParty

The ambient city sounds in Rear Window are so good. It really stands out when you see it in a theater. RIP Alfred Hitchcock. You would have loved Dolby Atmos. #tcmparty

Say what you want about Lindsay Graham's politics, it's not good that the Senate just lost one of its youngest members.

A Complete Unknown is a perfect cable movie; half of the performances are great and half are goofy. In back-to-back scenes, you'll be like "what a wonderful moment" and then be like "this is so silly."

What a World Cup by Haaland. Surely some big club will come along and snatch him up.

Ian Darke and Landon Donovan have the same chemistry as a dad waiting downstairs with his daughter's prom date while she finishes getting ready upstairs.

Big discounts on the FIFA World Cup 2026™ merch at the Walgreens in Carlstadt, NJ 👍🏻

Stone cold classic.

I don't mean to boast but...

On Saturday night around 9:30 pm, I'm calling on everyone to light fireworks in order to protest Flo Balogun's red card.

Folarin Balogun is a great American.

Hard pass.

Sweden hasn't faced this sort of bombardment from France since the Battle of Lübeck.

No one under 39 has ever eaten supper.

What a victory for landlocked nations!

England really needs a grassroots effort to build up their domestic league so they're not so reliant on players from La Liga and the Bundesliga.

England games are so conflicting for me. I want them to lose, but I don't want it to be Jordan Pickford's fault.

With Landon Donovan, Ian Darke sounds like a father trying to make small talk with a shy high school boy before his daughter comes downstairs for their date.

I don't get all the people who are worked up about Taylor Swift having her wedding at Madison Square Garden. Like, what difference does it make? It's fine.

I like how Japan v Sweden is a classic FIFA kit matchup. Both teams in their proper colors.

Archie Gemmill is not walking through that door.

Scotland is playing like they drank all the beer in Boston.