tim

tim

@timteezee.bsky.social

being an underachieving, overly fussy pedant since 2013. dumb, but stubborn, so end up winning. loves programming, hates the tech industry. views don't represent the employer I'm employed at

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I don't want innovation. I don't want new features. I don't want the free gift. I want robustness. I want the things you already do, to be done better and faster. That's what I'll pay you more for.

rereading Fellowship of the Ring I had forgotten how the wisest poetry came from the doughty dwarf "Memory is not what the heart desires"

to modernize Rumi: far away from the hyperbole of AI slop and the stock market manipulation and the petty wars and the soulless, greedy profit lovers. there's a porch on a ranch on Montana that overlooks a wide expansive field of grass and horses. I'll meet you there, a mug of coffee in hand.

starting to anecdotally see a fair bit of "AI doubled my output" posts, both online and in internal company channels But I don't actually see any cited references. Hoping this is just my local sphere. Remember how we used to use hard benchmarks to make claims?

even funnier is the random AI company accounts liking this post the slow descent into the downward section of the ever revolving cycle of history

I see this argument floated around way too much "this code sucks but it makes money" as if that justifies shit, untested code can you prove your code makes the money? will it make the money when it crashes the server and effs up the payment calc?

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Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

the funniest part of modern HN comments is reading all the AI apologists > article shows failure of LLMs > yeah but that's because it's not mature yet, just you wait

my God gradle is so f***ing annoying to work with in a big java codebase how the hell do people get anything done without a dedicated build team or living in their own service

you only live long enough to realize tech orgs are mostly filled with middle managers and overly complex architectures that last 3 months before the effort is scrapped for another shiny new feature

I'm deep in the rabbit hole now - starting to suspect the JSON Unicode CLDR version is using fallbacks slightly wrong for standard currency formats

Just spent 30 minutes debugging why my Golang script to print localized numbers in arabic right to left, even though I clearly construct it correctly as left to right. turns out kitty terminal seems to reverse it automatically at render. if I use ghostty, things print as expected. unreal. wow.

Spent way too much time trying to figure out the golang x Unicode CLDR library ended up just writing type assertions and a shit ton of JSON unmarshaling into map[string]any with the JSON version of CLDR it's wild how arcane this cornerstone of the internet is

kinda wish golang x currency package was more fleshed out I like the number package, but currency feels unfinished, eg lacking symbol positioning customization, etc.

the titles are getting out of hand MBA Intern Senior staff operations research specialist There should just be Intern Analyst, Jr, no suffix, Sr Developer, Jr, no suffix, Sr Manager What is happening to the world

trying to put a code smell into words. if A is affected by B, you should be able to know this simply from reading A or B. You should not have to read some other obscure class C to know this, unless A or B indicates C in some way. In other words, f*** frameworks that sugarcoat dependency injection

my shower thought about AI: it makes sense if you don't actually like what you're doing. but I like writing boilerplate tests. I like mentally synthesizing complex texts. why would I ask someone else to do it for me?

Google maps aggressively pushing drivers to report issues while driving smells a lot like trying to copy Waze Just focus on making existing functionality better, please