Tim Omal

My eldest daughter Claudia once asked me why there isn’t a provision that says that convicted felons can’t be president and this was *exactly* my answer

Nope!

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Yo KH you still have power. Please help

Keep in mind, there are thousands of Pete hegseths in the military. Make your decisions wisely.

Do you think you are talking to idiots like you have on twitter?? Everything you put out is nonsense. Apologize again if I hurt your feelings again.

Today is one of those days ….

Pope Francis’s funeral to take place on Saturday as Vatican releases images of open coffin – live

Pope Francis!! 1936-2025 I’m still crying 😢

"A man can fail many times, but he isn't a failure until he begins to blame somebody else." - John Burroughs

Omg tmbs. Ugh.

People who say they live with no regrets are lying!

You know America is fucked beyond repair when the dickhead in charge refuses to fire someone for incompetence v

Impeachment now!!!

The leaders of the financial economy have no spines. Hire me and I’ll tell the motherfucker to get bent. People have to stand up. He’s nothing but a pathetic piece of human specimen

Trump, shut your mouth and let the adults run the country. Fucking idiot.

Ah shit. I need q gym membership. This shit is killing me.

His pillows suck, that’s why.

The reality of the entire Trump administration and the entire MAGA Senate and House, the most exposed amoral government in the history of the modern world, for the entire world to see in real time and to our shame.

Dance with Death, by Hieronymus Hess, 1841, 📸 via Vatican Media Pool

Didn’t his physical say he needed a colonoscopy? Let’s put him to sleep for at least 4 years if not longer Just a thought

So proud of the president. Looking good sir.

Let’s try this: get rid of tariffs, give all the help we can to Ukraine, stop the kidnapping, undo DOGE, and we can sleep well at night knowing our economy was the envy of the world. Like someone already said: this was just 3 months ago.

In case they haven’t been thanked yet today: thanks to all the racist and maga people. I’m sure this is what you wanted. Idiots!!!

Don’t be distracted by this simpleton, our democracy is still on the verge of collapsing.

Special day In Boston today. Love that dirty water!

Another Monday, another ugh.

A great man is gone. RIP.

Boston Strong!!! This our fucking city!!!!

Oh shit, the Boston marathon today. Too much shit going on for a Monday. And I haven’t began to deal with the orange blob yet. Ugh. Gonna be a long and sad day.

So sad. So much respect!!!

Where’s Lee Harvey Oswald when you really need him!

You know America is a POS when they text RIP pope. WTF is that. I hate being American right now.

Buckle up buckaroos. This shit show is just beginning, unfortunately

Just say the obvious- trump destroyed America. That’s what he does.

Fuck the hegseth shit. The pope passed away. If this was the America I knew, it would be a day of mourning. But no. A guy who thinks he’s god is destroying our country. Let me have a shot at him. A god no more!

That’s our government working for us. Assholes!!!

Vance killed the pope. The pope was so alarmed by the evilness in Vance he couldn’t take it.

You know what? Fuck this shit today! I’m going back to 4/20. This country is in a world of hurt. Thanks maga assholes.

Omg someone dispose of this fuck already