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Another beautiful day at the Gerald R. Ford Presidential Library

Standing on U.S. soil, facing south, and looking at Canada

Mr. Met seen wearing a pitcher’s glove and throwing a baseball. The ball will be hit by a bat traveling at 70+ mph, delivering 15,000 Newtons of force. This ball, presumably one of Mr. Met’s own kin, will briefly experience 10,000 times its own body weight.

Completely dumbstruck by this. Entire books will be written about this movie. Somehow three hours was not long enough. You have to have the in-theater experience for this one.

Now seeing everything

The tradeoff with aging is that you lose fluid intelligence but gain crystallized intelligence as you get older. But AI is fluid intelligence on demand, so being young may no longer be the intellectual advantage it once was. I wonder what the implications of this will be.

lowkey want to tell this to the one or two smart kids in each of my classes

Sensing that there will soon be a market for ethical free-range chickens but for AI agents

Trying to make myself more relatable to my students by assuring them that I am just as dumb as they are

What should I do first

little known fact about dog ears is they're 100% bone

I’m having Claude help me make a programming assignment for my class and for the random seed it chose my course number. Who says these things don’t have a sense of whimsy!

Fun fact: I was supposed to meet with this guy this morning and he never showed up! Starting to sense a pattern here...

which way, Pittsburgh man

Excited to share we’re raising our Series A 🚀 We’re building OTPKDaaS: one-time pad key distribution as a service. Perfect secrecy, finally at scale. If you’re an investor who gets crypto infra, my DMs are open.

If you were using 3SUM or APSP-based cryptography patch your systems NOW

very funny that the one group with the gift of prophecy in our lifetimes turned out to be a bunch of atheists

i arpeggiated some coltrane changes and added a vibraphone, please enjoy

There are decades where no teak tweets and nights where decades teak tweets

Cheers 🍻 to exceeding one’s station in life

How do I tell my irl friend that his Twitter account (government name, face pfp) is public and that this includes his Following list (me, a few other irl friends, Zohran Mamdani, 700 gay porn accounts)

I think I have the genetic mutation that makes cilantro taste like soap but also a separate genetic mutation that makes me really like it

Spent the day larping as a larper

Something really unsettling about watching someone present a Claudewritten paper and speak the Claudisms into existence in the real world

Point Roberts, WA is a U.S. exclave at the tip of a Canadian peninsula that barely crosses the 49th parallel. It is 5 sq miles and has a population of 1,191. There is a K-2 school on the U.S. side of the border but all other students must cross an international border 4x/day to go to school.

9 albums: physical edition

Do people from Mississauga ever say My Neighbor Toronto

Willy Wonka ass place

Right here

Some will say this is Ai