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Alternative theory: Rather than being a Russian asset, Zelensky triggers Trump's oppositional defiant disorder because he's so beloved among the Libs Donny must own

Get a man who looks at you like Trump looks at Bibi

NPR@npr.org

Trump said in a post on social media that Netanyahu "has been a Great Warrior Prime Minister, and an even greater Partner for Peace in combatting the Islamic Republic of Iran." n.pr/4i4sMN7

- Hi, I've just had a lobotomy - ah right this way sir, we're looking for a new columnist..

paranormal mattivity@windows98support.bsky.social

We can’t trust the scary Chinese tech corporations, because of those sneaky orientals, much better to turn over our entire NHS medical records to the “secure and friendly” Palantir, and Oswald Mosley’s grandson, after they said they’d aid a potential Reform government to round up undesirables.

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- Hi, I've just had a lobotomy - ah right this way sir, we're looking for a new columnist..

paranormal mattivity@windows98support.bsky.social

We can’t trust the scary Chinese tech corporations, because of those sneaky orientals, much better to turn over our entire NHS medical records to the “secure and friendly” Palantir, and Oswald Mosley’s grandson, after they said they’d aid a potential Reform government to round up undesirables.

Western tech has benign intent? Tell that to the teenage girls who've committed suicide on Instagram (or the people of Myanmar for that matter), and what about the kids who were vapourised because Claude flagged their school as an Iranian police station Phillip? LavenderAI ringing any bells?

If AI is God does this mean the bond market is repossessing heaven?

FT Edit@ftedit.ft.com

Investors are losing confidence that revenues from the AI boom can support the vast debt piles financing data centres, driving down the price of bonds backing some of the largest US projects. “Data centre bonds are having their Darwin moment,” said one CIO. Read the story 👉 ft.trib.al/j6Rchmr

Finally some representation for the ME generation

NPR@npr.org

The administration says papers created in the White House belong to Donald Trump, not to the American people. The case could ultimately end up at the conservative-leaning Supreme Court. n.pr/4jkxIQb

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