TNAA

For someone who isn't, I sure am.

I thought working retail would make me want to kill myself... but instead I just want to hurt others... Is it healthier to want to kill my fellow man or to want to kill myself?

I hope that when they die: they get reincarnated as a poor person from the late 2100s so they have to deal with the consequences of their actions at their doorstep instead of sitting in their luxury mansions off in who-the-fuck-knows-where with their 1000s of lines of security... or something.

I need to befriend the crows.

Ok, but have we tried non-conventional means?

I'm glad you're transitioning & everything- but how will this affect the shareholders?

Since it's Kirkmas, I should come out. I'm something.

I can't descend into madness & rage just yet. I just need to be patient.

I was agreeing with them until they blew up that orphanage, after that their motives couldn't save their morality. They had no reason do blow up an orphanage. They just did that for the love of the game.

The button that turns on airplane mode has only caused me problems because I do not travel. Anyway a cat walked on my keyboard & pressed that button & now my computer won't stay connected to the wifi.

Dammit, I had such a good joke I was going to say.

"Unknown device"? Yea, I unknown device'd your mother last night.

Gonna take both estrogen & testosterone at the same time so my gender takes a screenshot.

Glee

You're telling me it's not normal to almost be blown up by an explosive teddybear?

Hold on, the main characters are having a plot-related conversation. We have to stand around & wait for them to finish.

Listening to the song isn't enough- I need it injected directly into my veins.

Damn... my mouth kind of tastes like teeth.

We should really abolish the use of chromebooks as the main instruments used in class. They're too costly & filled with enough distractions & cheats that it's just not worth it. I should know, I had music downloaded on mine, & witnessed classmates use AI to do their assignments.

I talk a lot about "locking in" when I've been living like this guy for the past few months...

My first mistake was prioritizing myself.

Gonna take both estrogen & testosterone at the same time so my body implodes & I emerge as something more powerful than this mortal plane is prepared for.

Can everyone please just get out so we can unload the NPCs. They aren't supposed to be running this long.

Parts 1-4 of an OC #comic. More to come when they're done. #art #OriginalCharacter

remember to #StayHydrated

God is dead, & corporate America is still proudly holding the knife.

Maybe my next arc should be "any/all pronouns"

Every fictional character is gay. I don't make the rules, man.

Definitely maybe sort of probably not straight.

#pridemonth, be gay, do crime, or something.

I put the "bi" in "by myself" #pridemonth

I have 2 computer mice. One of them has a broken left mouse button, & the other has a broke scroll wheel.

#art #digitalart #mixedmedia "Found her in the woods, might take her in." -Harper

Looking at porn & I end up seeing body horror.

I should do a ton of research on LGBTQ+ so I can become the final boss of woke.

Man... I should form a union.

Why would I study when I can cheat by memorizing the contents of the test beforehand so I can easily answer the questions?

I'm probably gay or something, but I'm trying to get a job so I don't really care.

Can't even turn this shit off. I am listening to music, FUCK OFF!!

#art

Dammit, I have to pay my yearly gay subscription soon so I can continue being gay.

I would be such a threat if I tried. Fortunately (for them) I don't try.

Gotta love how there is always at least 1 deformed screw that you can not unscrew.

That feeling when a small artist you likes collaborates with another small artist you like

I want the conservation status thingy to be on the wikipedia page for humans too.

The writers of Earth really lost the plot after season 2024. Like what the fuck is happening anymore? Why are the villains still walking around like they did nothing wrong?

You know they had a good time because they entered the next scene laughing together, completely ignoring both distance traveled & time between the current & last scene.

Going to go kill (forcemasc) someone's (soon to be) son.