Todd Dukart

Per @espn.com, Cale Makar is making twenty dollars and forty cents per year. Vastly underpaid.

This is Bodie. His presence indicates the beginning of Pride Month. May his whimsy and steadfastness bring joy and confidence to all. 14/10 the parade starts right behind him 🌈🐾 (IG: hellobodie)

Little known fact: the casting director for The Mandalorian discovered Pedro Pascal at a health food store. He was showing customers the protein powders. “This is the Whey.”

An amazing jump here. 13/10, flawless.

I'm restarting a project that's been kicking around in my head since middle school: New Freedom City. It's a dystopian novel set in a world where history is suppressed and differences are not tolerated. Updates here and on newfreedomcity.com.

The Revolution won 1-0 tonight. Let’s all collectively pretend that was the only Massachusetts game tonight, shall we?

@xbox.com You might want to tell your mobile devs they’re hitting production when testing their pushes.

Just spent most of the first 25 minutes of 2026 playing Keepy-Uppy with a bunch of grown adults. Let’s have the rest of the year be as silly.

My goodness. Please don’t send in ghosts. They are very frightening. We only rate dogs. Thank you... 12/10 (IG: theodore.goldenvelt)

New phishing scheme apparently: fake a Coinbase 2FA code.

We've been saving this little pup for when we thought you all might really need a gold star. And, given the current circumstances, here she is. 13/10

What’s the point of an ASL interpreter if you don’t show them on TV?

Hate to brag, but… (My last Twitter post, two years ago, was mourning the authenticity of Twitter before that guy took over.)

Hello world