Todd Mitchell

Bluesky is now showing me every single announcement about a dog passing away. Every one. This is unsustainable.

Awkward

Neighborhood Fundamentalists Celebrating Not Celebrating Halloween Harder Than Anyone Celebrating It

Game Pass is becoming that section of Target that wasn’t even in Electronics that had like, 50 copies of Too Human and the less popular Viva Piñata game.

Eddie Vedder Breaks Silence: Says Either “Gotta Free Palestine,” or “Donny T., Friend of Mine”

Parks Employee Puts Plastic Skeletons on Grandma and Grandpa’s Memorial Bench

"Not a Flyover State" Kehoe Argues as 3 Million Birds Migrate Overhead

Reverse Spider-Man? This hero became a normal guy after he stood up for what’s right and nobody gave a shit

Ukraine has achieved what shall be known to historians as The Great Shutthefuckuppening

My life

Hundreds of Senior Citizens Descend on Texas Road House to Discuss Teen Takeovers

Hegseth Teases Second Botched Execution of 2026

If you survive your execution, seems to me you’ve served your sentence.

The real trouble is that AI is too powerful for stupid people and too stupid for smart people.

If you told me half of the titles on Game Pass were completely made up I would immediately believe it.

An update from me, and links if you wanna help me out.

Every cost is a hidden cost if you don't know what the fuck is going on.

Don't forget to check in with your wise old forest wizard annually, gang.

Facing mounting backlash after dropping Macklemore from his tour for making pro-Palestine statements, Ed Sheeran addressed the ongoing conflict by putting his signature folk-pop style on Donald Trump's 2017 hit, "Many Fine People on Both Sides."

Gang, it me at The Hard Times today, let’s go!

Today I discovered that almost any quote from Trump’s doctors starts to sound real if you add “…considering the stroke.”

Local Housing Market Rules if You Like Mine Tunnels

I think there should be a formal legal document you can quickly throw together to put your affairs in order if you contract Man Cold. I wouldn’t call it a “will,” but definitely a “may.”

Lowe's e-mailed me to warn me my remaining credit balance was also Lowe.

Through odd circumstances, I own a hyper-rare promo brass spyglass with branding from Risen 2: Dark Waters (2012). These were never for sale anywhere, only given away at events in Europe. My father-in-law found it at an antique shop in Missouri. He had no idea what it was. I've never played the game

Lucky us. (Friend link) mechatodzilla.medium.com/gamers-get-t...

That’s not even as long as the letter Rachel wrote to Ross.

Yeah so our new address is apparently part of a rural route, so I can like, stop my carrier at the mailbox to trade barley for stamps and what have you. This is going to rule.

Man, John Hughes sure had a lot of range. I’m referring, of course, to Home Alone and Home Alone 3.

Missouri and Illinois both have an alarming number of people who mispronounce the name of their own state.

Powerful stuff

It seems like not that many performers in WWE can pronounce WWE.

And I don’t know how my refrigerator works.

Sorry I've been quiet. I got a kick-ass new rake.

The absolute worst thing tech books all do: Author: add the following code to your code file and run the compile command. Compiler: Huge Error. Author: AHA MOTHERFUCKER!

The part of the diarrhea nobody talks about is how once you’re finally fully dehydrated you have to pass a dry Russet potato or two to get back to normal. I don’t think we were meant to kick the lettuce cold turkey.

I take hype photos of my dog. That’s just part of my life.

Donkey Kong Stuns After Losing 16 Bits on Wegovy

2016: How America’s Most Rigorous Safety Standards are Hurting Taxpayers 2026: How to Hold in Your Diarrhea Longer to Be Polite

I don’t know if it’s a good vacuum, but I bet I’ll finally vanquish Sonic the Hedgehog.

My son tells me this is President Donkington.

Using a big bloated game engine is such overkill for some projects. I greatly prefer to put on some music, open a text editor, and never finish any of it.

Spending today learning the timpani part to Misbehavin’.

Y’all remember bean dad

Inside I am two men: one who would live in a tent in the woods, and one who would live in a two-story library full of mannequins behind plaques displaying what I wore during my greatest achievements like a hideout in Assassin’s Creed.

Took my time with it, but it's finally here. Memoirs & Manifestos, my first full-length sketch album is out now. Thank you to everyone who had a hand in helping me make this thing. nickcoffman.bandcamp.com/album/memoir...

Shout-out to AI flyers for making Facebook HOA groups even worse.

Favorite coasters are doing great in the new office

Always a pleasure to cover the music scene for @hwoodtimes.com www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/lolla...

Lollapalooza to Honor Elderly Veterans of Earlier Lollapaloozas Scoop by @toddnotmitchell.com www.hwoodtimes.com/scoops/lolla...