Bobby Bishop

space toilet is backed up? that’s a big 10-4 Houston, I’ll get the space plunger.

i have never been more acutely aware of how average the intelligence of public intellectuals is as when i read hank green posts.

the lions must win as an indictment of taylor swifts entire discography

bridal party is on a petite bourgeois alices restaurant type of speech now

ms rachel is an angel, i get it, but frankly i would rather my son have impeccable music taste than early language skills so we are listening to miles davis

my infant son will be cooler than you cuz i got him listening to guitar music from the sahel desert. get fucked losers we’re listening to world music

sure my existence is meager and meaningless but my dog is so happy when i come home that i must being doing something right

listening to npr in the car, they ran a story about a kid who had replika ai convince him to assassinate the queen of england with a crossbow. it then somehow transitioned to describing chinese soldiers doing communist brainwashing on american korean war pows. what the hell is going on at npr?

will stancil is like one of those target dummies you use to test equipment in an rpg

sneaking phrases from the metal gear games into your college essays

the real problem with le wokisme is a lack of critical analysis of the harmonie korin film gummo. we must ask, why does that shitty ass rabbit smells like pussy?

fun fact: andrew carnegie sold us steel for 15 billion adjusted for inflation. tesla is worth 700 billion

an ice cold arizona ice tea is still $.99 and gives me life

wish rfk was a gluten free guy instead of a meat guy. mandate dedicated gluten free fryers at all fast food restaurants.

imagine teslas stock price if elon were a normal man and they had built a very cheap ev instead of the masturbatory temple that is the cyber truck

couldn’t find any parking within like half a mile of the bernie sanders fight oligarchy rally in warren. seems like a good thing. line way out the door too.

nonono you just don’t get it. let me explain and you’ll appreciate the work. see how the guns have blood on them? its because they make people die. it’s like andy warhol stuff, really deep.

elon isnt gonna od, one of his several gmo sons is going to marry grimes and kill him in an intense act of oedipal violence

i am shocked and appalled that b741 by king gizzard and the lizard wizard didn’t win every grammy

inb4 trump crashes the economy and i have to drop out of college AGAIN so i can to go back to work at the shit factory

just spent a week on vacation in the sf bay area. there were so many ai billboards. my software engineer buddy and i were ripping on ai constantly. of course china owns silicone valley the day AFTER i leave

the cluster of pornbots and follow-back farmers that follow me are like a family

it’d be cool if I was so rich I could go keto on a diet of exclusively caviar and roe. imagine eating that many tiny eggs. i want to voraciously slurp eggs by the thousands

Happy new year. My last resolution was to read more. The only book I read in 24’ was Eye of the Chickenhawk. It made me a worse person to talk to.

absolutely desperate for someone to ask me what my favorite christmas song is so I can answer with something deeply pretentious like “Idumea (Sacred Harp) by Sufjan Stevens”

Got blocked for the first time on bsky for ripping on a paranoid lib homeschooler. Let’s fucking gooooo this site is getting good

gonna be sick when someone gets a visit from the feds for a post about this ceo situation and posts thru it

waking up for another long day of resistance against transgender Marxist Leninists

They should pardon every one who smokes crack with sex workers.

idk if anyone has noticed bsky has no fake notifications to drive engagement. have those ever been more than just annoying? x has been giving me A LOT OF THEM. of course the big posters don't notice this dark pattern, only us lowbies talking to nobody.

Trying and normalmaxx talk therapy by spending less time telling my shrink about Star Trek Deep Space Nine and historical materialism.

I’ll take “fursona with more hair and bigger nipples” over bots posting hole and groyper mobs

So glad to see the digital warriors starting to bleed into Bluesky. The best part is that they have no $8 algorithm boosting cheat code.

Something about this boxing match was oddly oedipal.

Bluesky feed is a breath of fresh air. It feels like I’m seeing posts from actual people instead of engagement bait, trolls and bots.

I consider moving to bluesky after Trump II to be a vital part my personal practice of normalmaxxing

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