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A cultural moment from #badbunny the normalizing of AI destroying the world and some football. #Superbowl

Classroom and show. Love you. @flapperscomedy.bsky.social #comic #followyourdreams #leno #burbank

Brosmer time. #vikings #vikingseagles #nfl #boourns

Can you reschedule cannabis before you shut down? Kthxbai

Greg Olson looks like he found a wig. #nfl #nflireland #vikingssteelers

I do not like these adaptations of the original at all.

In sad news, cancer got diagnosed with Jerry Jones. Pray for cancer. #jerryjones #prayforcancer apnews.com/article/jerr...

Department of Justice is dead. Now it’s just ICE

Pretending it’s the end of days isn’t funny.

Not just one of the good ones, he’s

Love her so crafty

Tina Smith was in the hospital and couldn’t vote on recent cuts. If only there was a way to put Republicans in the hospital so they couldn’t vote to strip our rights.

I really thought hackers would do more. Boomer legislators definitely use defaults.

Baumgardner dressed like Mortal Kombat. #netflix #serrano

3% raise but you have to listen to 2 minutes of ads every 15 minutes.

Can anyone recommend any food blogs or recipes for nom nom noming the rich? Feeling pretty hungry. #endstagecapitalism #bigbeautifulbill

“Hey Ant, great game; you’re a hell of a player. But have you ever won the Superbowl on cocaine?” -Michael Irvin #nbaplayoffs

Badge is short for badgina.

NGL almost bought that outer space back brace Luka was wearing at halftime #nbaplayoffs #gowolves

Lakers (lost) in five

Luka’s eyes on the wrong prize. #nbaplayoffs #lukatdemcakes

He moved pretty well for a big fella. #nbaplayoffs #timberwolves #lakers

Coming to theaters in Red States soon. There’s no seasoning in this performance.

Steve Urkel was up to no good after all.

Collectively we’ve watched enough true crime to get away with it

the pope was a good guy that worked for the bad guys

@mohelaofficial.bsky.social my estimated wait time to talk to someone was 4 hours? I just want to know if my PSLF is on track for May.

I wanted to swap their eyes but this was as close as I got. The tale of two sea farers with an eye for adventure.

No you! www.cnbc.com/2025/04/17/t...

The new McDonalds menu and character launch is wild. What’s your new favorite?

He likes Inside Out a lot

He’s going to ruin everything

I think the lice are going into his brain

A superhero that can make stairs appear in congress, the senate and the White House.

Could have had an Ozzy Osborne Voldemort but y’all wrecked it.

When student loans go to the SBA you have to get ads in your brain until they’re paid off.

Black Mirror I love the first ep. I am so mad terrified and ready to burn it all down. Well done!

Can I just get the news without having to be an insider, subscriber, or paywall climber?

Who said anything about the 2025 Depression being financial? #finance #thisisthebadplace #savemejeebus

The best part of being millennials is how much mileage we got out of the phrase: in this economy?!?

@SNL Men ain’t what? Lololol

People stopping by your desk are the ads of the corporate world

Cory Booker texted me asking me for money the second he walked off the senate floor. NBD.

Working on a spec script. #movies #hollywood #film

Not sure why he wanted this picture taken down.

Not sure why he wanted this picture taken down

Almost let a vampire in but they wouldn’t take their shoes off.

Has it ever occurred to you that King Robert is a tyrant and there’s a reason he is in precarious positions because the peasant class are attempting to overthrow his tyranny? #royalmatch

Cheating isn’t as expensive as it was made out to be.

Department of Transportation: DOGE: ctrl+F “trans%”, ctrl+A, Delete *Tesla crashes into the statue of liberty*