Tommy

Who saw Elon’s #flyingcar display? Is he a cornucopia of ideas? He’s desperately attempting to be the 2020s #SteveJobs with government contracts to supply endless money. Admirable but so deceptive. He’s against Trump, he’s with Trump - a tick tack tow fucktard. I know it’s toe. But it’s not.

10-24-2026 at #FlamjeauxCoffee 317 Girod st in #MandevilleLA @tommymacluckie.bsky.social & Jay will be playing an acoustic set of originals and not typical covers from 2-5ish.

12-31-2026 #PiratesCove in Elberta, AL. Tommy is one of the #Stumpknockers. Want to rock’n’roll into what will probably be a worthless year? Come have a good time doing exactly that! #GraysonCapps And The Stumpknockers!

The #JimmyBuffett #vinyl discog completion continues. 1989’s OFF TO SEE THE LIZARD was his last original vinyl #LP. After that all LPs were originally released on #CD until 2023. I don’t know what happened to the pic of FRUITCAKES, BAROMETER SOUP and BANANA WIND. A few more to go.

Working on recording an album. A lot to consider. For certain -no Spotify or YTM. Streaming aside, since #vinyl - and #CDs - have made a comeback for the listening experience, why bother releasing an album on #vinyl? Or #CD? Both are very expensive. This is only streaming.

#FuckSpotify!

HEED those they that the them are so they’d out about!!! Nye be they!!! For thee will impart instant knowledge!!! When the time is right. Wo unbegoest they. They be thoughtgotten in time. Belay they to be theyed!!! Scour upon they be the rising hot sun, unforgiving to those they. Burn!!!

An issuance from #GovLandry of #Louisana: Anyone east of the #MissiipiRiver is safe. There ain’t no threat west of the #SabineRiver. Anyone north of #RedRiver be on the #lookout for anyone #suspush. Otherwise y’all pragatize and get surlap up them dirtches so no deyums git up in them yonders.

#LA #governor #Landry decided to argue with me tonight. He mentioned that the #MissippiRiver allowed #illegal #immigrants from pouring into #BatonRouge. I said to set up barges on both sides of the bridge and shoot to kill. He said “okay”. America has won again. THEY were all shot. #GoLandry

#Trump: I’ll give #BatonRouge $3 billion for a new bridge. (background talk) Oh yeah? Baton Rooozz - great town - #NewOrleans is fine. I love New Orleans. I considered putting a #TrumpTower there but it didn’t work out. They’d rather #eat jambaliah. They have that other one I can’t pronounce it.

A quote of #DonaldTrump #verminbatim: We have enough oil. I’ve issued a 60-day waiver on #Playdough products - you wouldn’t believe how many there are - along with #tampons and #Maxipads - you know we love them. Isn’t that right (turns to #sidafucker #JDVance, looks elsewhere) - they smell greatly.

#NewOrleans! #Amazing #city. What a #great #town. So much #fun. I wanted to put a #skyscraper there but #they said “No” so I said #ok. But I still #love that town, I #really do. It’s like #NYC only hotter. A lot hotter! But the #food. You know there’s #ships passing by every hour. It’s wild.

Gov #Landry “promised” to end all mosquitoes in #Louisiana. He talked #bigly about it. But #LSU they win at everything, even hockey. He’s met the #shrimp captains. You wouldn’t believe it. Just incredible. The boats they go out there, it’s incredible. No one has ever seen anything like it.

New #TrumpTV aka #CBSNews because the #TV #inventor of #FakeNews lowest fruitly known as “FOX News” is rabid with the most rabies - the most ever known. #TulsiGabbard obviously - clearly - has #Carolying rabies. #Rabies is very bad. A lot of sad stories with rabies. “Uncurable” they say. I

FUCKING GENIUS! #Toto #Africa youtu.be/fwNGR792Ifk?...

Five houses down from me someone needs their head caved in. They really need to fuck off. #Neighbors #Neighbours #Cunts youtu.be/omGDmvNWLVw?...