Elon's Sainted Fuckin' Aunt

JOHN Q.: GOOD EVENING, CAYDEN BOOSER, I SAY, FINE EVENING TO PITCH THE OLD HORSEHIDE BOOSER: PLEASE DON'T ADDRESS ME WHILE I'M SHITTING THE BED

OH FUCK OFF

The Muslim Brotherhood are twats. So is Tommy.

Do you know what it's going to cost to get Pete Hegseth hard again after this?

Me on everything, since everything is so got damn expensive thanks to this asshole's asshole boss: "I just don't buy it"

Random fun

Garfunkelle?

The fuck ever happened to that hospital ship, anyway?

Well, that'll be talked about for eternity

The FDA is all in on raw foods, here is their take on ground beef krispie treats

Nothing yet...

TBH, I though Dolly Parton would live forever.

Holy fuck.

HARRY KANE. HARRY KANE? HARRY. KANE. (Haley Joel Osment?)

So Counsell has to be fired now, right?

I hope Mike Brown gets incensed over a call and punches Lutnick in the face "by accident"

SO YOU BETTER GET THIS PARTY STARTED

On this day, let's remember the brave men and women who left their homes and families, who sacrificed everything to sit through meandering fart sessions and stupidities in ill-fitting shoes and dumb red hats, all in service to a mentally and physically deteriorating racist piss-baby

Cancer of the ballsack posed for a photo with cancer of the taint

It's good teamwork for every hitter to decide to suck ass with the bases loaded and nobody out. #teamwork #FuckingCubsWhatTheFuck

Can double as a Met Gala post

Since the Celtics missed two consecutive free throws at home, does that mean that everybody in attendance gets to burn down a Chick-Fil-A?

Did Jesse Watters stop wearing spread collars because a woman at FOX News told him he looked like Patrick Bateman, "only without the good looks?" People are saying it!

Enjoying, a little bit, all the libs who had no idea Money for Nothing had a slur that Mark Knopfler said he took verbatim from the guy who was commenting on the MTV stuff as if no one ever heard it before and we just took a giant step backwards as a civilization

I think he was watching RFK but somebody behind him said "Jessica Tarlov" so he typed that instead

It's masturbating Just say it

GOD DAMMIT SHOTA

It's a jibarito, but I think it looks like a turtle

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAA www.nytimes.com/2026/03/24/u...

Seven brain cells and twelve IQ points between them and they "solved" it.

"Now catching for the USA... Don Keekong."

The Worldwide Leader

Apparently someone was shot and killed at Mar-a-Lago after breaching the secure perimeter. Better turn that hospital ship around.

Good morning!

Jesus how did I wade into this Wuthering Heights bullshit get me out of here

Hope everyone tuned to the TPUSA All-American Shit Show realizes they could have just seen the Super Bowl of Ass instead of looking at Kid Rock's Dessicated Husk

I'm afraid I do NOT INDEED understand why companies market their products with a logo that looks like an asshole #LookingAtYouClaude

Naaahh, Connections, you can fuck off

Just want to say FUCK YOU to NBC for spoiling every fucking Olympic clip on YouTube.

And for the first time EVER

"Didn't wanna listen?" These motherfuckers held the damn microphone up to the klaxon.

@liveadivinelife.bsky.social

HOLY HELL LAMAR JACKSOOOOON

How does/did Stranger Things manage to do so well with its world-building, design, and casting, and yet suck SO HARD with its dialogue?